特 朗 普
侮辱的艺术
欢迎来到第一个辩论之夜 Welcome to the first debate night
在2016年的总统竞选中 at the 2016 presidential campaign,
住在俄亥俄州克利夫兰的快速贷款竞技场 live from Quicken Loans Arena in Cleveland, Ohio.
我是梅金·凯利 I'm Megyn Kelly.
今晚在舞台中央 In the center of the stage tonight,
商人唐纳德·特朗普 businessman Donald Trump.
人们喜欢你的东西之一 One of the things people love about you
是你说出你的想法 is you speak your mind.
而且你不用政客的过滤器 And you don't use a politician's filter.
但是 你叫你不喜欢的女人 However, you've called women you don't like
肥猪 狗 懒虫和恶心的动物 fat pigs, dogs, slobs, and disgusting animals.
只有罗西·奥唐纳 Only Rosie O'Donnell.
只 Only.
罗西·奥唐纳很恶心 Rosie O'Donnell's disgusting.
我是说 无论是从内到外 I mean, both inside and out.
你看看她 她是个傻子 You take a look at her, she's a slob.
她说话像个卡车司机 She talks like a truck driver.
我认为这个国家的大问题 I think the big problem this country has
是政治上正确的 is being politically correct.
如果我运行视图 我会解雇罗西 If I were running The View, I'd fire Rosie.
我是说 我会看着她那胖胖的丑陋的脸 I mean, I'd look her right in that fat, ugly face of hers.
我会说罗西 你被解雇了 I'd say Rosie, you're fired.
坦率地说 我没有时间完全正确政治 I don't frankly have time for total political correctness.
她要搬到加拿大 去唐纳德·特朗普 She's gonna move to Canada, Donald Trump,
如果你当选了 if you get elected.
现在我必须当选 因为 Now I have to get elected because
我将为我们的国家做一件伟大的事 I'll be doing a great service for our country.
现在它更重要了 Now it's much more important.
事实上 我会马上打掉这个电话 In fact, I'll immediately get off this call
现在就开始竞选 and start campaigning right now.
我想知道你会说什么 I was wondering what you would say
奥巴马总统 to President Obama.
你被解雇了 You're fired.
是的 我们应该解雇他 Yeah, we ought to fire him.
如果可以的话 我现在就解雇他的 I'd fire his ass right now if I could.
真 True.
我们的国家债务增加了一倍 Our national debt has doubled.
会是20万亿美元 It'll be at 20 trillion dollars.
伟大的工作 伟大的工作 奥巴马 Great job, great job, Obama.
我们的总统不知道 Our president doesn't have a clue.
他是个糟糕的谈判者 He's a bad negotiator.
他很虚弱 而且效率很低 He's weak, and he's ineffective,
他不被尊重 and he's not respected.
给我一个积极的事情 关于奥巴马总统 Give me one positive thing about President Obama.
太难了 It's very hard.
这是一个非常困难的 这是唯一真正 That's a very hard, that's the only really
今天早上你问我的一个棘手的问题 tough question you've asked me this morning.
F 失败 F 失败 F F F F, fail, F, fail, F F F.
奥巴马总统 我强烈认为 President Obama, I highly think
你应该尽快读这本书 you should read this book quickly.
迅速！ Quickly!
我们要从这些盗贼中夺回这个国家 We're gonna take this country back from these thieves
这些骗子和这些可怕的总统 and these crooks and these horrible presidents,
这些假的总统 these phony presidents.
你后悔质疑奥巴马总统的公民身份吗？ Do you regret questioning President Obama's citizenship?
为什么 或者为什么不？ Why, or why not?
哪怕是一点点 Not even a little bit.
我不后悔 I don't regret it.
我为什么要后悔？ Why would I regret it?
说这是官方的 他出生在夏威夷 Says this is official, he was born in Hawaii
在这个日期 就在这里 on this date, here it is.
你为什么否认？ Why do you deny that?
很多人认为它不真实 Many people do not think it was authentic.
他的母亲不在医院里 His mother was not in the hospital.
坦白地说 如果你能准确地报告 And frankly, if you would report it accurately,
我想你可能会 I think you'd probably
得到比你得到的更好的收视率 这是相当小 get better ratings than you're getting, which are pretty small.
他现在是我们的总统 他是我们的总统 He's now our president, he's our president.
你没有记录 你不能被批评 You have no record, you can't be criticized.
好家伙 他是个好人 Wonderful guy, he's a nice man,
但没有记录 but there was no record.
没人知道他到底是谁 Nobody knew who the hell he was.
我支持麦凯恩 我支持罗姆尼 I backed McCain and I backed Romney.
麦凯恩输了 罗姆尼输了 McCain lost, Romney lost.
我说 该死的 下次 I said, damn it, the next time,
我自己做 对吧？ I'm just gonna do it myself, right?
约翰·麦凯恩说 哦 孩子 特朗普让我的生活变得困难 John McCain goes, oh boy, Trump makes my life difficult.
他让15 000个疯子出现 He had 15,000 crazies show up.
他所做的是 他解雇了疯子 What he did was that he fired up the crazies.
他们不是疯子 They weren't crazy.
他们是伟大的美国人 They were great Americans.
他侮辱了我 还侮辱了那个房间里的每一个人 He insulted me, and he insulted everybody in that room.
我支持他 他输了 I supported him, he lost.
他让我们失望了 He let us down.
所以在那之后我从来就不喜欢他了 So I never liked him as much after that.
因为我不喜欢失败者 'Cause I don't like losers.
他不是战争英雄 He's not a war hero.
他是个战争英雄 He is a war hero.
五年半 Five and a half years
在拘留营 他是个战争英雄 in the detainment camp. He's a war hero
因为他被抓了 'cause he was captured.
我喜欢那些没有被抓的人 好吗？ I like people that weren't captured, okay?
我不想告诉你 I hate to tell you.
当墨西哥派人去的时候 When Mexico sends its people,
他们没有发送他们最好的 they're not sending their best.
他们派人有很多问题 They're sending people that have lots of problems.
他们带来了毒品 他们带来了犯罪 They're bringing drugs, they're bringing crime,
他们是强奸犯 they're rapists.
我爱墨西哥人民 I love the Mexican people.
我有数千墨西哥人为我工作 I've had thousands of Mexicans working for me.
我以数百万美元出售公寓 I sell apartments for millions of dollars
来自墨西哥的人 to people from Mexico.
他们爱我 They love me.
看看所有的拉丁人 Look at all the Latinos.
谢谢你 唐纳德 Thank you, Donald.
让我看看那个标志 Let me see that sign.
我想看那个标志 I wanna see that sign.
今晚有两个侍者来找我 Two waiters came up to me tonight.
特朗普先生 我们爱你 Mr. Trump, we love you.
我说 你是哪里人？ I said, where are you from?
墨西哥 Mexico.
我说 那太好了 我也爱你 I said, that's great, I love you, too.
我爱墨西哥 I love Mexico.
但我说我们需要一个强大的边界 But I said we need a strong border.
顺便说一下 他们来自世界各地 And by the way, they're coming from all over the world.
包括中东 Including the Middle East.
来吧 我们很愚蠢 我们会照顾你的 Come on in, we're stupid, we'll take care of you.
我们会付钱的 We'll pay.
生病 我们会照顾你的住院 Get sick, we'll take care of your hospitalization.
你想要什么样的计划？ What kind of a plan do you want?
16 500名边境巡逻人员支持唐纳德·特朗普 16,500 border patrol agents endorse Donald Trump.
他们知道发生了什么 They know what's going on.
建造那堵墙 Build that wall.
他们的工作现在容易多了 Their job is much easier now.
因为当他们和我在一起的时候 'Cause when they're with me,
他们会努力工作的 they're gonna be working hard.
建造那堵墙 建造那堵墙 建造那堵墙 Build that wall, build that wall, build that wall.
现在 他们只是站在那里说 Right now, they just stand there and say,
哦 继续 你好 oh go on through, hello.
继续 Go on through.
欢迎来到这个国家 对吗？ Welcome to the country, right?
我们会照顾你的余生 We'll take care of you for the rest of your lives.
他们说 唐纳德 你不是真意的 They say, Donald, you don't really mean
我们要建一堵墙 是吗？ we're gonna build a wall, do you?
我说 And I say,
我说 我们绝对要建一堵墙 100% I say, absolutely we're gonna build a wall, 100%.
现在 如果我这样做 这堵墙是100亿到120亿美元 Now the wall is 10 billion to 12 billion dollars if I do it.
如果这些家伙这样做 它最终会成本 If these guys do it, it'll end up costing
2000亿美元 200 billion dollars.
唐 你有点争议 Don, you're a little controversial.
你说的是非法移民 You're talking about illegal immigration.
我说 这是违法的 I said, it's illegal.
你是说这在政治上是不对的 You mean it's not politically correct
但大家都用它？ and yet everybody uses it?
不 我会用"锚宝贝"这个词 No, I'll use the word anchor baby.
对不起 我会用"锚宝贝"这个词 Excuse me, I'll use the word anchor baby.
可怜的杰布·布什 Poor Jeb Bush.
我是说 这个可怜的家伙 精力太低了 I mean, this poor guy with this low energy.
很伤心 It's sad.
不 很伤心 No, it's sad.
我想出了那个术语 I came up with that term.
它变得如此定义 It became so defining.
就像放在他的额头上一样 It's like having it on his forehead.
杰布·布什是一个低能的人 Jeb Bush is a low energy person.
对他来说 把事情做好是很困难的 For him, to get things done is hard.
我认为杰布是个好人 I think Jeb is a nice person.
他精力很低 He's very low energy.
我不习惯那种人 I'm not used to that kind of a person.
杰布·布什 我们称他为低能量 低能量 Jeb Bush, we call him low energy, low energy.
他真的是 他低 他低 He really is, he's low, he's low.
他精力不足 He's low on energy.
你不能只告诉国会 你被解雇了 You can't just tell Congress, you're fired,
去商业休息 and go to commercial break.
杰布是个好人 Look, Jeb is a nice guy.
他是个僵硬的人 好吗？ He's a stiff, okay?
他应该做沃克做的事 He ought to do what Walker did.
你认为他应该退学吗？ You think he should drop out?
哦 当然 他没有机会 Oh, absolutely, he has no chance.
他被贴上了低能的人的标签 And he's been branded as a low energy person.
我不知道是谁给他打那个的 I don't know who branded him that.
我不知道 I don't know.
我无法想象 I can't imagine.
当你对布什说低能量时 When you said low energy for Bush,
你定义他如此难以置信 you defined him so incredibly.
结束了 It was over.
他可以在银行里存1.25亿美元 He can have 125 million dollars in the bank.
结束了 It's over.
你宁愿与伊朗谈判谁？ Who would you rather have negotiate with Iran?
特朗普还是杰布？ Trump or Jeb?
我想你可以看到 我玩得很开心 And I think you can see, I'm having a good time.
我真的是 I really am.
你知道 他们对杰布·布什说 You know, they said to Jeb Bush.
他是这样的 He was like this.
他们说 你玩得开心吗？ They said, are you having fun?
是的 Yes.
我知道怎么做 I know how to do this.
我父亲常说 My father always used to say,
儿子 你得把肿块拿出来 son, you've gotta take the lumps out.
他偶尔想 我太坚强了 He thought every once in a while, I was too tough.
把肿块拿出来 Take the lumps out.
要柔软 Be soft.
偶尔要有点像杰布·布什 很温柔 Be a little bit like Jeb Bush every once in a while, soft.
我将成为总司令 I will be a commander in chief
会有军队的后背 that will have the back of the military.
他甚至不能打领带和夹克 He can't even put on a tie and jacket.
他正在竞选总统 He's running for president.
我不会胡说八道 I won't trash talk.
杰布 Jeb.
他睡着了 He's asleep.
我不会当总司令 I won't be a divider in chief,
或鼓动者 or an agitator in chief.
我不会在那里吹哈丁 I won't be out there blow-Harding.
当我提到这个名字时 请不要睡着 Don't fall asleep when I mention the name, please.
我认为下一任总统需要安静一些 I think the next president needs to be a lot quieter,
但发出一个信号 我们准备采取行动 but send a signal that we're prepared to act
符合这个国家的国家安全利益 in the national security interests of this country.
你知道杰布的人群中发生了什么吗？ You know what's happening to Jeb's crowd?
如你所知 就在大街上 As you know, right down the street.
他们在睡觉 他们在睡觉 They're sleeping, they're sleeping now.
回到业务 To get back in the business of
创造一个更加和平的世界 creating a more peaceful world.
请鼓掌 Please clap.
投票刚刚出来 And the poll just came out.
我和杰布·布什绑在一起 And I'm tied with Jeb Bush.
我说 哦 那太糟糕了 And I said, oh that's too bad.
我怎么能和这个家伙绑在一起？ How can I be tied with this guy?
他太可怕了 他太可怕了 He's terrible, he's terrible.
我得把这个从我胸口拿开 I gotta get this off my chest.
唐纳德·特朗普是个混蛋 Donald Trump is a jerk.
但他是一个不 But he's a man that doesn't
想做他正在做的事情 wanna be doing what he's doing.
我称他为不情愿的战士 I call him the reluctant warrior.
战士可能不是一个好词 And warrior's probably not a good word.
我现在感觉好多了 I feel better now.
我只是 我给自己治疗 谢谢你 I just, I gave myself therapy there, thank you.
我认为布什是一个不快乐的人 I think Bush is an unhappy person.
苹果手表 Apple Watch.
你好？ Hello?
我的表不能说话 My watch can't be talking.
你好 你好？ Hello, hello?
嗨 你好？ Hi, hello?
我认为他没有任何精力 I don't think he has any energy.
你好？ There, hello?
矮 高 胖 丑 Short, tall, fat, ugly.
我们不都担心有 Would we not all be worried to have
像这样负责核纵火的人？ someone like that in charge of the nuclear arson?
杰克 特朗普先生 Jake. Mr. Trump.
我从没攻击过他的样子 I never attacked him on his look,
相信我 有很多 and believe me, there's plenty of
主题就在那里 subject matter right there.
我可以告诉你 That I can tell you.
杰布·布什甚至说 唐纳德·特朗普 Jeb Bush even said that Donald Trump
是要摧毁共和党 is out to destroy the Republican party.
你对此有何所想？ What do you think about that?
我认为唐纳德·特朗普是假的 I think that Donald Trump is a fake.
我认为他是一个假保守派 I think he's a fake conservative.
和他一样保守 And really is not much about him that is conservative.
首先 兰德·保罗甚至不应该在这个舞台上 First of all, Rand Paul shouldn't even be on this stage.
他是第11位 他在民意测验中得了1% He's number 11, he's got 1% in the polls,
以及他是如何来到这里的 and how he got up here,
还是有太多的人 there's far too many people anyway.
肯塔基州的人正被兰德·保罗所利用 The people of Kentucky are being used by Rand Paul.
不过 我也想回去 I'd like to also go back to, though,
还有一个问题 就是 anther question, which is,
唐纳德·特朗普一个严肃的候选人吗？ is Donald Trump a serious candidate?
肯塔基州的人应该得到 The people of Kentucky should get
一个参议员 想代表他们 a senator that wants to represent 'em.
不是参议员 这是一个后备计划 Not a senator where it's a backup plan.
但只是叫人愚蠢或称他们为胖子 But just calling people stupid or calling them fat
或者说他们在流血 我是说 or saying they're bleeding, I mean,
就是这么荒谬的说法 are just such ridiculous statements.
他是军事和国防的灾难 He's a disaster on military and defense.
如果我在肯塔基州 我会和他竞争 If I was in Kentucky, I would run against him.
相信我 我会赢的 And believe me, I'd win.
你知道 对于我们很多人来说 You know, for a lot of us,
就像看一场车祸 it's like watching a car accident
而不是专注于方向 instead of focusing on the direction
我们应该去 we should be headed.
这是一个杂耍 It's a sideshow out there.
我对斯科特·沃克很好 I've been nice to Scott Walker.
特朗普先生 我们不需要学徒 And Mr. Trump, we don't need an apprentice
在白宫 我们不需要一个 in the White House, we don't need an
白宫的学徒 apprentice in the White House.
我们现在有一个 We have one right now.
我说 哦 终于 我可以攻击 I said, oh finally, I can attack.
最后 Finally.
对不起 不 不 我们谈这个 Excuse me. No no, we talk about this.
在威斯康星州 你现在损失了22亿美元 In Wisconsin, you're losing 2.2 billion dollars right now.
当爱荷华州的人发现真相 When the folks of Iowa found out the true facts of
你在威斯康星州做过的工作 the job that you've done in Wisconsin,
突然之间 你管了 all of a sudden, you tubed.
他是第一 现在他是第六或第七号 He was number one, now he's number six or seven
在民意调查中 in the polls.
我不尊重她 I have no respect for her.
我觉得她不是很好 I don't think she's very good.
我觉得她被高估了 I think she's highly overrated.
她开始问我各种可笑的问题 She starts asking me all sorts of ridiculous questions.
你可以看到她的眼睛里流着血 You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes.
血从她身上流出来 无论在哪里 Blood coming out of her, wherever.
对不起 坐下 你没叫你来 Excuse me, sit down, you weren't called.
坐下 坐下 坐下 我是移民 Sit down, sit down, sit down. I'm an immigrant,
-一个公民 -去吧 - a citizen. - Go ahead.
我有权问一个问题 I have the right to ask a question.
不 你没有 你没被叫来 No you don't, you haven't been called.
我有权问这个问题 I have the right to ask the question.
-回到Univision -这就是问题所在 - Go back to Univision. - This is the question.
继续 Go ahead.
你在我的广播节目中告诉我的 You told me on my radio show
你会公布你的纳税申报表 that you would release your tax returns.
-真的 -你要回去吗？ - True. - Are you going back
在你的承诺？不 我不是 on your commitment? No, I'm not.
首先 很少有人听你的广播节目 First of all, very few people listen to your radio show.
这是好消息 That's the good news.
每次收到一次打击时 你都会回来一击 The idea of returning a blow every time you receive one,
你知道 这在任何高层的情况下都行不通 you know that doesn't work in any high level situation.
嗯 我相信 也许你不是 Well I'm a believe, perhaps you're not.
也许这就是为什么你的节目没有做 Maybe that's why your show isn't doing
以及它应该 as well as it should be.
-哦 你看 那可不好 -因为你真的 - Oh you see, that's not nice. - 'Cause you really
有一个更好的节目 have a better show.
你为什么不读我的话？ Why didn't you read my quote the way I said it?
先生 我试着拉起 Sir, I tried to pull up
我没有WiFi and I didn't have WiFi.
那你得买WiFi 好吗？ Well, then you gotta get WiFi, okay?
别问我那样的问题 Don't ask me questions like that.
你不是一个很好的记者这样做 You're not a very good reporter doing that.
你知道吗？ You know what?
和别人做这次面试 Do this interview with somebody else.
但是我们昨天在电话里谈了这个 But we talked about this yesterday on the phone.
这正是我们谈论的 This is exactly what we talked about.
和别人做面试 Do the interview with somebody else.
真 Really.
在这里 你不需要这个 Here, you don't need this.
和别人一起做 Do it with somebody else.
你参加的每一次民意调查都证明了这一点 Every poll you're in proves that.
不是说你是抗议候选人 Not to say that you are a protest candidate,
因为最近的一次民意调查 CNN的民意调查 because of a recent poll, CNN poll,
说他们为什么投你一票？ says why did they vote for you?
当你刚才说 阿亚图拉说 When as you just said, the Ayatollah says,
他不再跟你说话了 he ain't talking to you anymore.
你刚走了 我是说 You just went, I mean,
你在作什么陈述或问我什么问题？ what are you making a statement or asking me a question?
不 不 不 No no no.
这个真蠢的家伙 查克·托德 This really stupid guy, Chuck Todd.
我不会用他的名字 I won't use his name.
让我来回答那些投票数字 Let me let you respond to those poll numbers,
我想你想回应的 which I think that you wanted to respond to.
我不想回应 I didn't want to respond.
你们的人给我办公室打了40次电话 Your people called my office about 40 times
叫我去看演出 asking me to go onto the show.
所以你说的话是不诚实的 恰克 So it's dishonest what you're saying, Chuck.
我拒绝叫他昏昏欲睡的眼睛 I refuse to call him sleepy eyes.
我不会再叫他昏昏欲睡的眼睛了 I'm not gonna call him sleepy eyes anymore.
你得说实话 恰克 You gotta tell the truth, Chuck.
让我问你关于你的辩论 Let me ask you about your debate.
嘿 恰克 你必须说实话 Hey Chuck, you have to tell the truth.
整体而言 移民是一体的 For immigrants on the whole.
来吧 试着把它弄出来 Come on, try getting it out.
试着把它弄出来 我会把它弄出来 Try getting it out. I'll get it out.
我不知道你是不是 I mean, I don't know if you're
要在电视上说这个 gonna put this on television,
但你甚至不知道你在说什么 but you don't even know what you're talking about.
试着把它弄出来 继续吧 Try getting it out, go ahead.
追溯到去年六月 Going back to last June.
你有什么遗憾吗？ Is there anything you regret?
是的 我很乐意做一些事情 Yeah, I'd love to have done certain things over,
但你不能 你不能 but you can't, you can't.
但生活中确实如此 But that's true in life.
你也会的 And you would have, too.
给我一个 Give me one.
你本想不贡献 You would've loved not to have contributed
克林顿基金会 作为一个例子 to the Clinton Foundation, as an example.
你要问别人一个问题吗？ Are you gonna ask anybody else a question?
每个问题都问我吗？ Every single question comes to me?
-特朗普先生 -我知道我是大人物 - Mr. Trump. - I know I'm big for
收视率 但它是有点荒谬 the ratings, but it's a little bit ridiculous.
他甚至不想用布什的名字 He doesn't even wanna use the Bush name.
他为布什的名字感到羞愧 He's ashamed of the Bush name.
见过写着杰布·布什或布什的牌子吗？ Ever see a sign that says Jeb Bush, or Bush?
现在他不用姓了 Now there's a reason he doesn't use his last name,
因为它不会工作得太好 'cause it's not gonna work too well.
我们姓的问题很多 We had a lot of problems with that last name.
我希望得到你的支持 I'd love to have your support.
绝对 Absolutely.
杰布·布什对布什家族的所作所为非常可悲 What Jeb Bush has done to the Bush family is very sad.
你哥哥和你哥哥的政府 Your brother and your brother's administration
给了我们巴拉克·奥巴马 因为 gave us Barack Obama because
这是一场这样的灾难 过去三个月 it was such a disaster, those last three months,
亚伯拉罕·林肯不可能当选 that Abraham Lincoln couldn't have been elected.
显然 伊拉克战争是一个重大而致命的错误 Obviously, the war in Iraq was a big, fat mistake.
乔治·布什犯了个错误 George Bush made a mistake.
我们可以犯错误 但那一个是美的 We can make mistakes, but that one was a beauty.
他发出了一个明确的信号 He sent a clear signal that
美国将是强大的和 the United States would be strong and
打击伊斯兰恐怖主义 他确实保护了我们的安全 fight Islamic terrorism, and he did keep us safe.
我不知道 你现在觉得安全吗？ I don't know, you feel safe right now?
我觉得不太安全 I don't feel so safe.
我们最不需要的就是另一个布什 The last thing we need is another Bush.
我厌倦了他照顾我的家人 I am sick and tired of him going after my family.
世界贸易中心落了 The World Trade Center came down
在乔治·布什统治期间 during the reign of George Bush.
那不安全 不安全 That's not safe, that is not safe.
如果你听他的话 你听 If you listen to him and you listen to
一些我一直在听的人 some of the folks that I've been listening to,
这就是为什么我们在中东已经15年了 that's why we've been in the Middle East for 15 years,
我们什么都没赢 and we haven't won anything.
如果你有聪明的人 自由贸易会很棒 Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people.
但是 我们有一些愚蠢的人 But we have people that are stupid.
当他们把产品送到这里时 没有税 When they send their product here, there's no tax.
来吧 我们是愚蠢的人 Come on in, we're the stupid people.
进来 卖任何你想要的 Come on in, sell whatever you want.
如果你聪明的话 你可以战胜中国 You can win against China if you're smart,
但我们的人不知道 but our people don't have a clue.
他们不敢相信有多愚蠢 They can't believe how stupid
美国的领导是. the American leadership is.
我们给中国首脑们举行国宴 We give state dinners to the heads of China.
他们左右撕裂我们 They're ripping us left and right.
带他们去麦当劳 Just take 'em to McDonald's
回到谈判桌前 and go back to the negotiating table.
严重 Seriously.
我认识世界上最伟大的谈判者 I know the greatest negotiators in the world.
有些人是可怕的人 可怕的人 Some are horrible people, horrible human beings.
谁在乎啊？ Who cares?
我爱他们 I love 'em.
我喜欢中国 I like China.
人们认为我不喜欢中国 我爱中国 People think I don't like China, I love China.
我刚卖了一套1500万美元的公寓 I just sold an apartment for 15 million dollars
给中国的人 to somebody from China.
我怎么能不喜欢中国呢？ How could I dislike China?
我去中国 I go to China.
中国爱我 China loves me.
我们以中国制造为生 We live off Chinese manufacturing,
不管我们喜欢与否 whether we like it or not.
那是因为当你说我们的时候 你很愚蠢 That's because when you say we, you are stupid.
前几天他们刚刚贬值了货币 They just devalued their currency the other day.
他们称之为吸吮行动 They call it a sucking action.
他们在吸吮工作和金钱 They're sucking the jobs and the money
就在我们国家 right out of our country.
他们就是这么做的 That's what they're doing.
这些假人说 哦 那是一场贸易战 These dummies say, oh well that's a trade war.
贸易战？ Trade war?
我们与中国的贸易损失了5000亿美元 We're losing 500 billion in trade with China.
谁在乎贸易战？ Who the hell cares if there's a trade war?
我肯定会开始征税 I would certainly start taxing
从中国运来的货物 goods that come in from China.
对不起 先生 你迷路了 Sorry sir, you're lost,
但我确实想了解 but I do want to understand.
其实并不复杂 Well it's not that complicated, actually.
唐纳德·特朗普的候选资格是癌症 Donald Trump's candidacy is a cancer
保守主义 它必须被清楚地诊断 on conservatism and it must be clearly diagnosed,
被切除 并丢弃 excised, and discarded.
前几天我看见里克·佩里 I see Rick Perry the other day,
他是如此 你知道 and he's so, you know,
他在民意测验中表现不佳 he's doing very poorly in the polls.
他戴上眼镜 这样人们就会认为他很聪明 He put glasses on so people will think he's smart.
唐纳德·特朗普没有这个特征 Donald Trump does not have the character,
他也没有气质 nor does he have the temperament.
它只是不工作 It just doesn't work.
你知道 人们可以通过眼镜看穿 You know, people can see through the glasses.
他提供了一个吠叫的狂欢节表演 He offers a barking carnival act.
将有数百万之间 Gonna have many millions between
脸谱网和推特 它很棒 Facebook and Twitter, it's great.
这就像没有损失地拥有一份报纸 It's like owning a newspaper without the losses.
太不可思议了 It's incredible.
所以我在推特上说 So I tweeted,
里克·佩里应该有一个智商测试 that Rick Perry should have to have an IQ test
在进入辩论阶段之前 before getting on the debate stage.
唐纳德·特朗普就是系统 Donald Trump is the system.
他和希拉里·克林顿是同一枚硬币的两面 He and Hillary Clinton are two sides of the same coin.
她让她卖了数百万的访问权限和影响力 She's made her millions selling access and influence,
他使他的数十亿人购买 and he's made his billions buying people
像希拉里克林顿关闭 like Hillary Clinton off.
卡莉对我来说有点讨厌 Carly was a little nasty to me.
小心点 卡莉 Be careful, Carly.
小心 Be careful.
唐纳德·特朗普不是保守派 Donald Trump isn't a conservative.
但我不能对她说任何事 因为她是个女人 But I can't say anything to her because she's a woman
我不想被指责对女人很强硬 and I don't wanna be accused of being tough on women.
我不能这么做 对吧？ I can't do that, right?
特朗普正在看福克斯新闻 Trump was watching Fox News
与滚石记者 with a Rolling Stone reporter
本周的封面故事 for this week's cover story.
女人 我可以反击吗？ Women, am I allowed to fight back?
嗯 我可以吗？ Huh, am I allowed?
看看那张脸 Look at that face.
为什么有人会投赞成票？ Why would anyone vote for that?
你能想象 这就是我们下一任总统的脸吗？ Can you imagine, that's the face of our next president?
我是说 她是个女人 I mean, she's a woman.
我不是说坏话 I'm not s'posedta say bad things,
但真的乡亲们 来吧 我们是认真的吗？ but really folks, come on, are we serious?
女士 们 Ladies.
看看这张脸 Look at this face.
也许我确实说了一些关于卡莉的话 Probably I did say something like that about Carly.
我说的是角色 I'm talking about persona.
我不是在说看 I'm not talking about look.
虽然当我因头发而受到批评 Although when I get criticized for my hair,
没那么糟糕 which isn't that bad.
没人讲一个故事 Nobody does a story about,
哦 不可怕吗 oh, isn't that terrible,
他们批评了唐纳德·特朗普的头发 they criticized Donald Trump's hair.
顺便说一下 看 And by the way, look.
真的是我的 对吧？ It really is mine, right?
看吧？ Look it, right?
我的头发 My hair.
给我一面镜子 Give me a mirror.
我答应过我不会说 I promised I wouldn't say that
她把惠普撞倒在地 she ran Hewlett Packard into the ground.
我说我不会说的 I said I will not say it.
公司是个灾难 The company is a disaster,
并继续是一场灾难 and continues to be a disaster.
他们还没有恢复 They still haven't recovered.
她的股票价值暴跌了 That her stock value tanked.
她解雇了数万人 That she laid off tens of thousands of people.
事实上 今天在头版 In fact, today on the front page of
华尔街日报 The Wall Street Journal,
他们又解雇了25或3万人 they fired another 25 or 30 thousand people,
说我们还没有从灾难中恢复过来 saying we still haven't recovered from the catastrophe.
她被恶毒地解雇了 And she got viciously fired.
我说我不会这么说 I said I will not say that.
在此之前 卡莉在朗讯 Carly was at Lucent before that.
朗讯也成了一场灾难 And Lucent turned out to be a catastrophe, also.
所以我只这么说 So I only say this.
她不能经营我的任何公司 She can't run any of my companies.
你被迫申请破产不止一次 You were forced to file for bankruptcy not once,
不是两次 四次我从未提交过 not twice, four times. I never filed
破产 for bankruptcy.
凯撒刚刚申请破产 Caesar's just filed for bankruptcy.
大西洋城的几乎每个人都是 Almost everybody in Atlantic City is either
麻烦或提出 也许我会责怪克里斯 in trouble or filed for, maybe I'll blame Chris.
大西洋城是场灾难特朗普先生 也 Atlantic City is a disaster. Mr. Trump, also.
等一下 卡莉 等等 Wait a minute, Carly, wait.
我让你说话 I'll let you speak.
为什么她总是打断大家？ Why does she keep interrupting everybody?
是啊 为什么？ Yeah, why?
可怕 Terrible.
也许我在他的皮肤下有点 Just maybe I'm getting under his skin a little bit,
因为我在民意测验中攀升 'cause I am climbing in the polls.
但CNN/ORC的一项最新民调显示 But a new CNN/ORC poll shows
菲奥莉娜进展甚微 Fiorina making little progress.
我们所有捐赠者都参加了 We have all donors in the audience,
以及他们不爱我的原因 and the reason they're not loving me.
对不起 Excuse me.
他们不爱我的原因是 The reason they're not loving me is,
我不要他们的钱 我不需要他们的钱 I don't want their money, I don't need their money.
我是唯一能这么说的人 And I'm the only one up here that can say that.
杰布·布什在银行里放了1.68亿美元 Jeb Bush had 168 million dollars put in the bank
由许多不同的人 by lots of different people
会控制他 丁丁 像一个傀儡 that would've controlled him, ding ding ding, like a puppet.
贬低我的标准操作程序 A standard operating procedure to disparage me.
没关系 我不在乎 That's fine, I don't really care.
在广告上多花一点钱 Spend a little more money on the commercials.
他们会说 他们给了你一百万美元 And they'll say, they gave you a million dollars
你的运动 这一个给你五个 to your campaign, and this one gave you five,
和这个 你不必这样做 and this one, you don't have to do it.
你知道他要说什么吗？ And you know what he's gonna say?
好吧 我来做 Okay, I'll do it.
你的说客们有一个牌子 上面写着 希拉里 You have lobbyists that have a sign that says, Hillary.
上面刻着 对吧？ It's emblazoned, right?
纹身 它纹身在他们的额头上 Tattooed, it's tattooed right on their forehead.
它说希拉里 It says Hillary.
基本上他们的意思是我控制了克林顿 Basically what they're saying is I control Clinton.
政治家们都是空谈 没有行动 这是真的 Politicians are all talk and no action, it's true.
所有的谈话 这一切 All talk, it's all
政客们真的不诚实 是的 Politicians are really dishonest, yeah.
我们有一个破碎的故事 We have a breaking story.
唐纳德·特朗普已跌至第二位 Donald Trump has fallen to second place
本·卡森后面 behind Ben Carson.
我们通知了本 但他正在睡觉 We informed Ben, but he was sleeping.
坦率地说 他让布什看起来像活力兔子 Frankly, he makes Bush look like the Energizer Bunny.
本·卡森是超低能量的 对吗？ Ben Carson is super low energy, right?
超级 他超低 It's super, he's super low.
他写了一本书 He wrote a book.
他说他得了病理病 He said he's got pathological disease, okay.
这对我来说是个问题 That's a problem to me.
如果你是病态的 If you're pathological,
没有治愈的方法 伙计们 there's no cure for that, folks.
例如 猥亵儿童 As an example, child molester.
你不能治愈一个猥亵儿童的人 You don't cure a child molester.
没有治愈的方法 There's no cure for it.
病理学 没有治愈的方法 Pathological, there's no cure for that.
这个词的病理 不 The word pathological, that does not
表示不治之症 不一样 denote incurable, it's not the same.
他说他打或试图打他的母亲 He said he hit or try to hit his mother
头上用锤子 over the head with a hammer.
我没有 I didn't.
我？ Me?
玛丽·麦克劳德 不可能 Mary MacLeod, no way.
如果你试图用锤子打妈的头 If you try and hit your mother over the head with a hammer,
你的民意测验数字上升 your poll numbers go up.
阅读字典中的定义 Read the definition in the dictionary of
病理性疾病 pathological disease.
它只是一个形容词 描述 It simply is an adjective that describes
非常不正常的东西 something that is highly abnormal.
当他说他打了一个朋友 When he said he hit a friend of
他的脸与锁 挂锁 his in the face with a lock, with a padlock,
我说 哦 那太糟糕了 I say whoa, that's pretty bad.
他拿了一把刀去找一个朋友 He took a knife and he went after a friend,
他猛扑 他猛地刺了那把刀 and he lunged, he lunged that knife
进入他的朋友的胃 into the stomach of his friends.
但低看 它击中了皮带 But low and behold, it hit the belt.
别忘了 这不是他的书 And don't forget, this isn't his book.
我不会提起他书中没有的东西 I'm not bringing up anything that's not in his book.
我有皮带 I have a belt.
有人用皮带打我 它要走了 Somebody hits me with a belt, it's going in,
因为皮带会这样移动 because the belt moves this way.
它移动这个方向 It moves this way.
它移动的方式 It moves that way.
爱荷华州的人有多蠢？ How stupid are the people of Iowa?
这个国家的人民有多愚蠢 How stupid are the people of the country
相信这些废话？ to believe this crap?
当你谈论墨西哥人 When you talk about Mexicans being
强奸犯和杀人犯 当你和女人说话时 rapists and murderers, when you talk to women,
如果他和你妻子谈过 if he had spoken to your wife
和这些女人说话的方式 the way he's spoken to some of these women,
先生 你能拿走吗？ would you take that, sir?
当你很好的时候 你很尊重你 When you're very nice, you're very respectful,
你谈论真正的问题 you talk about the real issues,
你从哪儿弄来？ where does it get you?
它把你弄到我的地方 无处可去 好吗？ It gets you where it got me, nowhere, okay?
哦 这就是这个内容吗？ Oh, so is that what this is about?
他在移民问题上非常非常软弱 He's very, very weak on immigration.
记得他的陈述吗？ Remember his statement?
他们是为了爱而来的 They come for love.
我说 什么？ I say, what?
他们中有一半是罪犯 Half of 'em are criminals.
我是说 他们是为了爱而来？ I mean, they're coming for love?
他们来有很多其他原因 They're coming for a lot of other reasons.
这些人来提供 These are people that are coming to provide
他们的家庭 我们应该显示 for their families, and we should show
更尊重事实 a little more respect for the fact
他们在挣扎 that they're struggling.
在这个舞台上最弱的人 到目前为止 The weakest person on this stage, by far,
关于非法移民 是杰布布什 on illegal immigration, is Jeb Bush.
他们来自一种爱的行为 They come out of an act of love.
不管你喜欢与否 Whether you like it or not.
他太虚弱了 He is so weak.
特朗普先生说 引用 Mr. Trump said, quote,
如果我妻子来自墨西哥 if my wife were from Mexico,
我想我会对来自墨西哥的人有一个软点 I think I would have a soft spot for people from Mexico.
当你当州长时 你支持 When you were governor, you supported
非法移民的驾照 driver's licenses for illegal immigrants,
你支持州内学费价格 and you supported in-state tuition prices
非法移民的子女 for those children of illegal immigrants
不是公民 that weren't citizens.
特朗普先生援引你妻子的名下太过分了吗？ Did Mr. Trump go too far in invoking your wife?
他做到了 他做到了 He did, he did.
-很好 很好 -我要他道歉 - Good, good. - I want him to apologize
她现在 不 我不会那样做的 for her right now. No, I won't do that,
因为我没说错什么 because I said nothing wrong.
但我听说她是个可爱的女人 But I do hear she's a lovely woman.
你可以说 我很抱歉 因为我可能是 You could say, I'm sorry as I could be
我们做了我们对你做的事 that we did what we did to you.
你知道 我不太会道歉 You know, I haven't been big on apologizing.
你知道的 对吧？ You do know that, right?
他们抱怨 特朗普从不道歉 They complain, Trump never apologizes.
我会调查它 I'll look into it.
我会去调查一下 I'm gonna look into that.
好 我们走 再来一个 Okay, let's go, one more.
来吧 我们要一个好的 Come on, we want a good one.
给我一个有趣的 Give me a fun one.
你批评了布什州长 You have criticized governor Bush
在竞选活动中讲西班牙语 for speaking Spanish on the campaign trail.
我们有一个国家 在那里 同化 We have a country where, to assimilate,
你必须说英语 you have to speak English.
这是一个多元化的国家 This is a diverse country.
我们应该庆祝这种多样性 We should celebrate that diversity.
英语 不是西班牙语 English, not Spanish.
你可以把她弄出来 把她弄出来 You can get her out, get her out.
你知道 她看起来就像希拉里·克林顿 You know, she looks just like Hillary Clinton.
希拉里想知道 Hillary wants to find out,
你是怎么得到这些人群的 对吗？ how do you get these crowds, right?
我们不需要JayZ来填满竞技场 你知道的 We don't need Jay Z to fill up arenas, you know.
把他弄出来 谢谢 Get him out, thank you.
谢谢你 警官 Thank you, officer.
谢谢 Thank you.
别伤害他 不要伤害他 Don't hurt him, don't hurt him.
我很温柔 I was very gentle.
然后他们说我很虚弱 And then they said I was weak.
好吧 我很虚弱 Okay, I was weak.
我最不想被称为的就是软弱 And the last thing I wanna be called is weak.
再见 回家去找妈妈 回家去找妈妈 Bye, go home to mommy, go home to mommy.
叫她把你抱在床上 Tell her to tuck you in bed.
妈投票支持特朗普 And your mother is voting for Trump.
她投票给特朗普 She's voting for Trump.
我提到食品券和那家伙 I mentioned food stamps and that guy
严重超重的人疯了 who's seriously overweight went crazy.
他们说这在政治上是不对的 And they said that wasn't politically correct.
谁在乎啊？ Who cares?
我们都有体重问题 We all have a weight problem.
是的 把他弄出来 Yeah, get him out.
把他弄出去 Get him the hell out of here.
你为什么早做点 你吸毒？ Why did you do it a little early, you dope?
我觉得他有些问题 I think he's got some problems,
有一些小问题 got some little problems there.
好吧 把他弄出来 Alright, get him out.
回家去找份工作 Go home and get a job.
找份工作 Get a job.
你看到有人准备扔西红柿 You see somebody getting ready to throw a tomato,
把废话从他们敲开 好吗？ knock the crap out of 'em, would you?
我会支付法律费用 我保证 I will pay for the legal fees, I promise.
他像大高五 面带微笑 笑着走出来 He's walking out like big high fives, smiling, laughing.
我想打他的脸 I'd like to punch him in the face.
我喜欢旧时代 I love the old days.
你知道他们过去对这样的人做了什么 You know what they used to do to guys like that
当他们在这样的地方？ when they were in a place like this?
他们会被抬上担架的 They'd be carried out on a stretcher, folks.
本来是繁荣繁荣 我会击败它 Would've been boom boom boom, I'll beat that.
你们在缅因州有最好的抗议者 You have the nicest protestors in Maine.
我只是说 出去 他说 是的 先生 他离开了 I just said, get out, and he said, yes sir, and he left.
安静 安静 安静 Quiet, quiet, quiet.
好吧 让他 安静 出去 Alright, let him, quiet, get out.
谢谢 那边安静 Thank you, quiet over there.
即使你站在我这边 也安静 Even though you're on my side, be quiet.
把他扔出去 把他扔进冰冷的 Throw him out, throw him out into the cold.
别给他们外套 Don't give 'em their coat.
没有外套 No coats.
把他弄出去 Get him the hell out of here.
把他弄出来 麻烦制造者 Get him out, trouble maker.
把他带出去 Get him out of here.
离开这里 Get out of here.
好吧 离开这里 走 砰 Alright, get out of here, go, boom.
砰 回家 把他弄出去 Boom, go home, get him out of here.
你有一个从 You have one of those guys from
希拉里·克林顿的竞选活动 the Hillary Clinton campaign.
你付多少钱 1500美元？ How much are you being paid, 1,500 dollars?
把他带出去 Take him out.
来吧 把他弄出来 警察 请 Come on, get him out, police, please.
我们走后会越来越生气 好吗？ We'll get more and more angry as we go along, is that okay?
我们正在和伊朗达成协议 We're making a deal with Iran,
我们在也门与伊朗作战 and we're fighting Iran in Yemen.
当你做交易时 你是不是应该 When you make the deal, aren't you supposed
解决一切问题？ to sort of solve everything?
克里说 他不想提出来 And Kerry said he didn't wanna bring it up
因为他不想使谈判复杂化 because he didn't wanna complicate the negotiation.
这家伙是个白痴 This guy's an idiot.
4亿美元被空运到伊朗 400 million dollars being flown to Iran.
这是现金 货币 This is in cash, in currency.
太丢脸了 It's a disgrace.
顺便说一下 我想知道那笔钱到底去哪了 对吗？ I wonder where that money really goes, by the way, right?
他甚至不叫我们人质从伊朗回来 He doesn't even call to get our hostages back from Iran.
国务卿克里 我强烈认为你应该 Secretary Kerry, I highly think you should
读这本书 快 快 read this book, quickly, quickly.
一旦这些人质降落 大约两秒钟后 Once those hostages landed, about two seconds later,
费纳斯 你好吗？ Fellas, how you doing?
一切都好吗？ Everything good?
听着 1500亿 对不起 我们没钱 Listen, the 150 billion, sorry, we don't have the money.
我们欠了19万亿美元 我们没有 We owe 19 trillion dollars, we don't have it.
我是说 这里有个家伙 骑自行车 I mean, here's a guy, goes on a bicycle
参加自行车比赛 to go on a bicycle race.
他73岁了 他正在参加一个自行车比赛 He's 73 years old, he's in a bicycle race.
他全都装了 And he's got all his stuff on.
他得到了整个交易 He's got the whole deal.
公司 整个交易 头盔 The companies, the whole deal, the helmet.
快速穿越瑞士阿尔卑斯山 A quick spin through the Swiss Alps
在伊朗核政策谈判之后 following negotiations on Iran's nuclear policy
美国国务卿约翰·克里（JohnKerry）的得失 went awry for US secretary of state, John Kerry.
他跌倒了 在谈判过程中摔断了腿 He falls, he breaks his leg during the negotiation.
他被医疗直升机空运 He was flown by medical helicopter
去日内瓦的主要医院 to Geneva's main hospital.
这是我们的首席谈判代表 This is our chief negotiator.
他走进来 他们看着他 He's walking in, they're looking at him like,
这到底是个多么的臭蛋啊 what a shmuck this is.
我向你发誓 我永远不会 I swear to you, I will never be
在自行车比赛中 只要我是总统 in a bicycle race as long as I'm president.
我称之为拥抱 精神上 I call it a hug, mentally.
简直难以置信 It's like, it was unbelievable.
他就像个小男孩 He was like a little boy.
哦 我和总统在一起 Oh, I'm with the president.
记得他乘坐直升机 Remember he flew in the helicopter
他很兴奋？ and he was all excited?
我说 我会把你放进去 I said, I would've put you in
我的直升机好多了 my helicopter, it's much nicer.
我看着这两个人 他们拥抱着 And I watch these two guys, and they're hugging,
他们接吻 他们互相牵手 and they're kissing, and they're holding each other.
我其实打过电话 我说 I actually called, I said.
让我问你 他会投票给奥巴马吗？ Let me ask you, is he gonna vote for Obama?
我以为他会投票给奥巴马 I thought he was gonna vote for Obama.
我不知道 我想他可能做到了 I don't know, I think he possibly did.
唐纳德是个好人 也是个好人 Donald's a great guy, and a good person,
但我只是觉得他不适合 but I just don't think he's suited to be
美国总统 president of the United States.
现在我猜他感到有点胆大妄为 And now I guess he feels a little bit emboldened.
他必须小心他所说的话 He must be careful with what he says.
我认为他的性情不适合这个 I don't think his temperament is suited for that,
我不认为他的经验是. and I don't think his experience is.
克里斯今晚 我们关闭 Chris tonight, we're closing up the
乔治华盛顿桥 因为 George Washington Bridge because
某地区的市长反对你 the mayor of a certain area is against you.
哦 好吧 Oh, okay.
人们六 七个小时都过不下去了 People couldn't get across for six, seven hours.
救护车 消防车 Ambulances, fire trucks.
他知道这件事 他知道这件事 He knew about it, he knew about it.
完全知道 Totally knew about it.
九次降级 Nine downgrades of the state.
九次降级 这是一场灾难 Nine downgrades, it's a disaster.
我有房子在那边 I have property over there.
税 我会用一个表达式 The taxes, I'll use an expression.
从我耳朵里出来 好吗？ Coming out of my ears, okay?
纳比斯科带着他们的大工厂离开芝加哥 Nabisco leaving Chicago with their big plant,
他们要搬到墨西哥去 they're moving to Mexico.
我不再吃奥利奥了 你知道的 I'm not eating Oreos anymore, you know that.
但是 克里斯也不是 But, neither is Chris.
你不再吃奥利奥了 You're not eating Oreos anymore.
这就是为什么我自豪地向你介绍 And that's why I'm proud to introduce to you
美国下一任总统唐纳德·特朗普 the next president of the United States, Donald Trump.
他是林的泰德 但你必须把它拼对 He is Lyin' Ted, but you have to spell it right.
I Y I N 撇号 林的泰德 I Y I N, apostrophe, Lyin' Ted.
林 泰德 林 泰德 林 泰德 Lyin' Ted, Lyin' Ted, Lyin' Ted.
现在作为候选人 Right now today as a candidate,
他支持联邦纳税人的资金 he supports federal tax payer funding
计划生育 for Planned Parenthood.
我不同意他的观点 I disagree with him on that.
这是一个原则问题 你是单身 That's a matter of principle. You are the single
最大的骗子 你可能比杰布·布什更坏 biggest liar, you probably are worse than Jeb Bush.
你是最大的骗子 You are the single biggest liar.
和Y和N 撇号 I Y I N, apostrophe.
他是林·泰德 你知道 那是他的名字 He's Lyin Ted, and you know, that's his name.
我认为 坦率地说 这个名字已经坚持了下来 And I think, frankly, that name has stuck.
他会说 唐纳德·特朗普想绝对 He'll say, Donald Trump wants to absolutely
废除第二修正案 get rid of the second amendment.
我们要保护我们的第二修正案 We're gonna protect our second amendment.
这家伙 This guy.
你为什么撒谎？成人学习不 Why do you lie? Adults learn not
打断对方 to interrupt each other.
对不起 我回答了 林泰德 Excuse me, I've given my answer, Lyin' Ted,
我已经回答了 I've given my answer.
福音派支持我 The evangelicals are on my side.
他们不喜欢骗子 They don't like liars.
福音派不喜欢说谎的人 Evangelicals do not like liars.
圣经高举 他把它放下 The Bible held high, he puts it down,
然后他撒谎了 and then he lies.
带着圣经来这里 Comes here with a Bible.
女士们先生们 Ladies and gentlemen.
天父啊 我们今天来找你 Heavenly father, we come to you today
在感恩节的精神 in a spirit of Thanksgiving.
是的 爸爸 Yes, father.
圣经高 圣经高 Bible high, Bible high.
他高举着圣经走进来 对吗？ He walks in with the Bible held high, right?
我见过比他更坚强的人 I've met a lot tougher people than him,
但我从没见过一个撒谎的人 but I never met a guy that lied as much.
这家伙是个窒息的艺术家 This guy's a choke artist,
这家伙是个骗子 and this guy's a liar.
他不能这样做 因为明显的原因 He can't do it for the obvious reason,
他不能这样做 因为这里是典型的 and he can't do it because Here's the typical
-他做的 -他不知道 - thing he does. - He doesn't know
如何说出真相 how to tell the truth.
他把圣经放下 He puts the Bible down.
放下来 Puts it down.
他把圣经放下 He puts the Bible down.
然后他撒谎了 And then he lies.
里昂的特德·克鲁兹 我们认识林的泰德 对吧？ Lyin' Ted Cruz, we know Lyin' Ted, right?
他会说 我是唯一一个打败唐纳德·特朗普的人 He'll say, I'm the only one that beat Donald Trump.
我打他 我打他 I beat him, I beat him.
但他没有说 是的 他赢了像四个 But he doesn't say, yeah, he won like four,
我赢了12或13 对吧？ and I won like 12 or 13, right?
没人喜欢他 Nobody likes him.
我从没见过这样的人 I've never seen a guy like this.
事实上 In fact.
林 泰德 林 泰德 林 泰德 林 泰德 Lyin' Ted, Lyin' Ted, Lyin' Ted, Lyin' Ted,
林的泰德 林的泰德 林的泰德 林的泰德 林的泰德 Lyin' Ted, Lyin' Ted, Lyin' Ted, Lyin' Ted, Lyin' Ted.
我们给这个家伙打上了烙印吗？ Have we branded this guy, or what?
你叫什么名字？ What's your name?
我叫林·特德·克鲁兹 My name's Lyin' Ted Cruz.
我看见他走过这些美丽的卡特 I see him walking through these beautiful carters
在华盛顿 一个家伙说 嘿 林 泰德 in Washington and a guy said, hey Lyin' Ted,
你好吗？ how you doing?
我们赢了之后 我们得把他的名字从他名字上取下来 After we win, we gotta get that name off his,
你知道 谁想用这个名字到处走？ you know, who wants to go around with that name?
I Y I N 带一点撇号 I Y I N, with a little apostrophe.
必应 Bing.
谁来付墙钱？ Who's gonna pay for the wall?
墨西哥 Mexico.
我以前从没做过 I've never done that before.
那真可爱 That's actually cute.
10年前 每个人都想要这堵墙 10 years ago, everybody wanted the wall.
民主派 共和党人 The democrats, the republicans.
你知道 他们拿不到的原因之一？ You know, one of the reasons they couldn't get it?
环境影响陈述 Environmental impact statements.
有蛤蛤 There were toads.
然后他们说 你不能建墙 And then they say, you can't build a wall.
太大了 It's too big.
3000年前 中国的长城就建成了 Well, 3,000 years ago, the Great Wall of China was built.
我们想有那堵墙 We'd like to have that wall.
那堵墙 没人能穿过 That wall, nobody gets through.
我可以告诉你 That I can tell you.
我会建造一个更好的墙 I will build a better wall,
我会以更便宜的价格建造它 and I will build it for cheaper,
墨西哥将支付 如果这是你的下一个问题 and Mexico will pay, if that's your next question.
是啊 你是怎么让墨西哥付钱的？ Yeah, how do you get Mexico to pay?
因为他们在左右鞭打我们 Because they are whipping us left and right.
也许有一天他们会称之为特朗普墙 也许 Maybe someday they're gonna call it the Trump Wall, maybe.
所以我必须确保它很漂亮 对吗？ So I have to make sure it's beautiful, right?
建造那堵墙 建造那堵墙 Build that wall, build that wall.
我们将建造这堵墙 We will build the wall,
和墨西哥将支付这堵墙 and Mexico will pay for the wall.
所以昨天我接到一个记者的电话 So I get a call from one of the reporters yesterday.
他们说 墨西哥总统说 And they said, the president of Mexico said.
我不会为那堵墙买单的 I'm not gonna pay for that wall.
我们永远不会为F炸弹 墙买单 We will never pay for the, F bomb, wall.
我说 哦 可怜的家伙 他明天就要被杀了 I said, oh, the poor guy, he's gonna get killed tomorrow.
在报纸上 没有人提到它 In the papers, nobody mentioned it.
他应该为此付出代价 He should pay for it.
他拿到钱了 He's got the money.
收到给墨西哥前总统的消息了吗？ Got any message for the former president of Mexico?
是的 准备好你的钱 Yeah, get your money ready,
因为你要为这堵墙买单 'cause you're gonna pay for the wall.
谁来付墙钱？ Who's gonna pay for the wall?
墨西哥 Mexico.
我们永远不会为那堵墙买单 We'll never pay for that wall.
媒体打来电话 The press calls up.
您有意见吗？ Do you have a comment?
我说是的 告诉他那堵墙 I said yes, tell him that the wall
刚高10英尺 好吗？ just got 10 feet taller, okay?
告诉他 Tell him that.
准备好了吗？ You ready?
谁来付墙钱？ Who's gonna pay for the wall?
墨西哥 Mexico.
墨西哥会为这堵墙买单 And Mexico's gonna pay for the wall,
因为他知道墨西哥需要美国 because he knows Mexico needs the US
在贸易方面 就像美国需要墨西哥一样 when it comes to trade, just the way US needs Mexico.
我不得不说 我们疯了 我不会去 I have to say, we're mad, I am not going
支付那堵墙 我不是 to pay for that wall, I am not.
因此 这堵墙越来越高 So that wall is getting taller with
这些前墨西哥总统每次采访都做 every interview these ex-Mexican presidents do.
越来越高 越来越高 Getting taller and taller.
唐纳德 墨西哥永远不会支付 Donald, that Mexico will never pay
那堵墙 for that wall.
这堵墙刚高10英尺 The wall just got 10 feet taller.
每次 得到10英尺高 它上升 Every single time, gets 10 feet taller, it goes up.
上去 Goes up up up.
高10英尺 10 feet higher.
所有这些其他角色都说 哦 他们不会付钱 All these other characters say, oh, they won't pay,
他们不会支付 因为他们不知道 they won't pay, because they don't know
关于如何谈判的第一件事 the first thing about how to negotiate.
相信我 墨西哥会为此付出代价的 Trust me, Mexico will pay for it.
如果墨西哥人不为隔离墙买单 If the Mexicans don't pay for the wall,
你会和墨西哥爆发贸易战吗？ will you start a trade war with Mexico?
嗯 你知道 我不介意贸易战 Well, you know, I don't mind trade wars
当我们每年损失580亿美元的时候 when we're losing 58 billion dollars a year.
你想知道真相 You wanna know the truth.
曾经的扼流圈 永远是窒息者 Once a choker, always a choker.
是真的吗？ Is that true?
曾经的扼流圈 永远是窒息者 Once a choker, always a choker.
我亲眼目睹了一场我从未见过的崩盘 I watched a meltdown like I've never ever seen.
是克里斯在盘问马可·鲁比奥 And it was Chris grilling Marco Rubio.
让我们一劳永逸地消除一下 And let's dispel, once and for all,
与这个小说 巴拉克奥巴马 with this fiction that Barack Obama
不知道他在做什么 doesn't know what he's doing.
他很清楚自己在做什么 He knows exactly what he's doing.
这家伙出汗太厉害了 This guy was sweating so badly.
他出汗了 He was sweating.
老实说 这太恶心了 Honestly, it was disgusting.
但我要补充一下 But I would add this.
让我们用这个小说来消除巴拉克·奥巴马 Let's dispel with this fiction that Barack Obama
不知道他在做什么 doesn't know what he's doing.
他很清楚自己在做什么 He knows exactly what he's doing.
然后它去了第三次 And then it went a third time,
第四次 第五次 a fourth time, and a fifth time.
我准备抓住他 因为 And I was ready to grab him because
我以为他会倒下 I thought he was going down.
巴拉克·奥巴马不知道这种想法 This notion that Barack Obama doesn't know
他的所作所为是不真实的 what he's doing is just not true.
就是这里 There it is.
他很清楚自己在做什么 He knows exactly what he's doing.
在那里 记住了25秒的演讲 There it is, the memorized 25 second speech.
这是史诗般的崩溃之一 And that was one of the epic meltdowns.
他不知道他在哪里 He didn't know where he was.
我以为他会死 I thought he was gonna die.
很好 克里斯 Good going, Chris.
任何相信巴拉克·奥巴马的人 Anyone who believes that Barack Obama
不是故意做他做的事 isn't doing what he's doing on purpose,
不明白我们在这里要处理什么 doesn't understand what we're dealing with here.
他是个窒息的艺术家 他窒息了 He's a choke artist, he chokes.
我正站在他旁边 And I was standing right next to him.
我仔细看看 我说 你没事吧？ I look over, I say, are you okay?
我是说 他 它看起来像 I mean, he was, it looked like
他刚从游泳池出来 he just came out of a swimming pool.
他湿透了 He was soaking wet.
马可不是谈判者 Marco is not a negotiator.
我看着他融化了 I watched him melt down,
我会告诉你 这是一个 and I'll tell you it was one of
我见过的最悲伤的事情 the saddest things I've ever seen.
当你是一个窒息者 你总是一个窒息者 When you're a choker, you're always a choker.
我们不能这样 We can't have that.
在这个国家我们不能冒险 We can't take any chances in this country.
你必须在幕后看到他 You had to see him backstage.
他正在化妆 He was putting on makeup with a trowel.
他说我一直出汗 He says that I'm sweating all the time.
这里很热 我现在出汗了吗？ It's hot in here, am I sweating now?
我不会说他试图掩盖他的耳朵 I will not say that he was trying to cover up his ears.
我不会这么说的 I will not say that.
他在这里 我看到他开始出汗 And he's over here, and I see him starting to sweat.
谢天谢地 他有一只大耳朵 Thank God he has really large ears.
我见过的最大的耳朵 The biggest ears I've ever seen.
因为他们在保护他 Because they were protecting him.
他总是叫我小马可 He's always calling me little Marco.
我承认 那家伙 他比我高 And I'll admit, the guy, he's taller than me.
他就像六二 这就是为什么我不明白 He's like six two, which is why I don't understand
为什么他的手是五二人的大小 why his hands are the size of someone who's five two.
你看到他的手了吗？ Have you seen his hands?
他打中了我的手 He hit my hands.
从来没有人打过我的手 Nobody has ever hit my hands.
我从没听说过这个 I've never heard of this one.
看看那些手 Look at those hands.
他们是小手吗？ Are they small hands?
你知道他们怎么说小手的男人 And you know what they say about men with small hands.
他指着我的手 如果他们是小 He referred to my hands if they're small,
其他的东西必须很小 something else must be small.
我向你保证 没问题 I guarantee you, there's no problem.
哦 看 他有个标志 Oh look, he's got a sign.
向他们展示你的手 特朗普先生 Show 'em your hands, Mr. Trump.
我的手 看看这些手 My hands, look at these hands.
这些手击中了285码的高尔夫球 These hands hit a golf ball 285 yards.
看看这些手 Look at these hands.
雇佣人员非法处理您的项目 Hiring people to work on your projects illegally.
你从波兰雇了些工人 You hired some workers from Poland.
你知道 我是唯一一个 You know, I'm the only one on
这个阶段 雇用的人 this stage that's hired people.
你没有雇过人 You haven't hired anybody.
你所要做的就是看看他的信用卡 All you have to do is look at his credit card.
我是说 他的信用卡是个灾难 I mean, he is a disaster with his credit cards.
这里有个家伙以179万美元买了一栋房子 Here's a guy that buys a house for 179 thousand.
他卖给一个可能在这里的说客 He sells it to a lobbyist who's probably here
38万 然后立法通过 for 380 thousand, and then legislation is passed.
你告诉我这个人的事 You tell me about this guy.
我们有一个骗子作为领跑者 We have a con artist as the front runner
在共和党 in the republican party.
一个因说谎而事业的人 A guy who has made a career out of telling people lies.
真正的骗子是参议员马可·鲁比奥 The real con artist is senator Marco Rubio,
谁在佛罗里达州当选 who was elected in Florida.
-唐纳德·特朗普 -谁最糟 - Donald Trump. - And who has the worst
美国参议院的投票记录 voting record in the United States Senate.
他不去投票 He doesn't go to vote.
他缺席了 He's absent.
佛罗里达人民受不了他 The people of Florida can't stand him.
如果他今天去佛罗里达竞选公职 If he ran in Florida today for an office,
他不能为捕狗者跑 he couldn't run for dog catcher.
他不会当选的 He wouldn't be elected.
有一个严重的问题 关于 There is a serious question as to
泰德能否这么做 好吗？ whether or not Ted can do this, okay?
因为他不是出生在这片土地上的 Because he was not born on the land.
他不能竞选公职 He can not run for office.
曾有人对 There have been questions raised about the issue of
你有资格竞选总统吗？ are you eligible to run for president.
你出生在加拿大 You were born in Canada.
他成为美国参议员 He became a United States senator,
然后他说 我不知道我是加拿大公民 and then he said, I didn't know I was a citizen of Canada.
林 泰德 林 泰德 Lyin' Ted, Lyin' Ted.
我妈妈出生时就是美国公民 My mom is a US citizen by birth.
她出生在特拉华州的威尔明顿 She was born in Wilmington, Delaware.
先生 我会回答你的问题 Sir, I'll answer your question,
但我不会和你辩论的 but I'm not gonna debate you.
你应该出去 得到一个声明性的判断 You should go out, get a declaratory judgment,
让法院裁决 let the courts decide.
先生 先生 先生 好的 下一个问题 Sir, sir, sir, okay, next question.
我要祝贺泰德在缅因州 I wanna congratulate Ted on Maine.
他应该在缅因州取得好成绩 He should do well in Maine,
因为它离加拿大很近 because it's very close to Canada.
让我们面对现实吧 Let's face it.
问题就在这里 Here's the problem.
我们在跑 我们在跑 他做的很好 We're running, we're running, he does great.
我赢了 I win.
我选他为我的副总统候选人 I choose him as my vice presidential candidate,
和民主派起诉 因为 and the democrats sue because
我们不能单独他一趟车 we can't him alone for the ride.
我不喜欢那样 I don't like that.
唐纳德·特朗普在暗示说 Donald Trump is suggesting, saying,
你有加拿大护照 that you had a Canadian passport.
这不是真的 It's not true.
假？ False?
从来没有加拿大护照？不 当然不是 Never had a Canadian passport? No, of course not.
在你的一生中？ In your entire life?
当然不是 不是 Of course not, no.
你肯定. And you're sure.
你问妈 你问你爸爸 You asked your mother, you asked you dad.
你从没有过 You never had one.
是的 我肯定 Yes, I'm sure.
你为什么现在提出这个问题？ Why are you raising this issue now?
因为现在他好多了 Because now he's doing a little bit better.
不 我以前不在乎 这是真的 No, I didn't care before, it's true.
现在他好多了 Now he's doing better.
他大概有四到五%的机会 He's got probably a four or 5% chance.
可怜的布什 Poor Bush.
他出来了 He comes out.
他走了 我不认为唐纳德·特朗普 He goes, well I don't think that Donald Trump
可以击败希拉里·克林顿 但我可以 can beat Hillary Clinton, but I can.
我说 你为什么不打我？ I say, well why aren't you beating me?
他支持民主派 He supports democrats.
这不是一个保守的人 This is not a guy who is a conservative.
我是个保守的人 I'm a conservative person.
布什说 布什说 我不相信 Bush says, Bush says, I do not believe
他是个真正的保守派 he is a true conservative.
这些人是愚蠢的 These people are stupid.
特朗普先生的语言问题是 The problem with Mr. Trump's language is
这是分裂的 是丑陋的 是卑鄙的 it's divisive, it's ugly, it's mean-spirited.
布什说 我的语气不好 Bush said, my tone's not nice.
我不喜欢唐纳德·特朗普的语气 I don't like Donald Trump's tone.
你知道 他是个低能的人 You know, he's a low energy guy,
所以他不喜欢我的语气 so he doesn't like my tone.
我说 语气 我们需要语气 I said, tone, we need tone.
我们需要热情 We need enthusiasm.
我们需要语气 We need tone.
你知道杰布·布什怎么说吗？ You know what Jeb Bush said?
唐纳德·特朗普是一位天才 有天赋的政治家 Donald Trump is a gifted, gifted politician.
我是说 他有天赋 但他没有 I mean, he's gifted, but he's not.
你怎么做的事实 他 And what do you make of the fact that he
在民意测验中继续上升？ keeps going up in the polls?
我不认为它会继续下去 I don't think it's gonna continue.
我妻子说 我以为他是你的敌人？ My wife said, I thought he was your enemy?
他为什么这么说？ Why is he saying that?
我说 因为他笨 我能说什么？ I said, because he's stupid, what can I say?
我不是说任何人有天赋 I'm not saying anybody's gifted.
我说他们都是硬汉 I say they're all stiffs.
你知道 这更容易 You know, it's easier.
我知道怎么做 I know how to do this.
这不是关于垃圾谈话 It is not about trash talk.
两天前他说 Two days ago he said,
他会脱下裤子 月光每个人 he would take his pants off and moon everybody,
没关系 没人报告 and that's fine, nobody reports that.
他站起来说 He gets up and says that,
然后他告诉我 哦 我的语言有点粗糙 and then he tells me, oh my language was a little bit rough.
总统是容易的 Presidential is easy.
你知道总统是什么吗？ You know what presidential is?
我继续走着 这就是我要做的 I walk on, here's what I do.
特朗普 字 只有一个字 Trump, word, just one word.
失败者 Loser.
-好吧 -哦 我的上帝 - Okay. - Oh my God.
哦 我的上帝 Oh my God.
他说 很简单 因为 He said that very simply because
他在这次竞选中失败了 he has failed in this campaign.
这是一场彻底的灾难 It's been a total disaster.
没人在乎 Nobody cares.
只是麦克风 It was only a microphone.
我以为有人朝我扔东西 I thought somebody threw something at me.
我是说 是杰布吗？ I was saying, is that Jeb?
我想说杰布·布什是一个经常攻击的目标 Well I would say Jeb Bush is a frequent target
因为当这整件事开始的时候 because when this whole thing started,
我以为他会是主要竞争对手 I thought he was going to be the primary competition.
但是他非常地游荡在包的中间 But he's drifted very much to the middle of the pack,
他很快就消失了 and he's rapidly disappearing.
因此 我们将不得不开始寻找别人 So we're gonna have to start looking at somebody else.
我们处于一个纵的系统中 We are in a rigged system.
和操纵的一大部分是这些 And a big part of the rigging are these
不诚实的人在媒体上 dishonest people in the media.
没有媒体 希拉里·克林顿 Without the media, Hillary Clinton
不能被选为捕狗人 couldn't be elected dog catcher.
政治媒体是最 The political press is among the most
我见过的不诚实的人 dishonest people that I've ever met.
他们不想直截了当 They don't wanna give it straight.
因为媒体是骗子 Because the press are liars.
他们是可怕的人 They're terrible people.
当然 你被排除在外 卡尔 Course you're excluded, Carl.
但我认为政治媒体 But I think the political press,
你身在中间 you're in the middle.
哦 哦 Whoa, whoa.
世界上大多数不诚实的人 Most dishonest people in the world.
看看他们 看看他们都在后面 Look at 'em, look at 'em all back there.
最不诚实的人 Most dishonest people.
拾荒者 他们就像拾荒者 Scavengers, they're like scavengers.
这是不对的 他们错了 And it's wrong, they were wrong.
纽约时报 他们总是错了 It's the New York Times, they're always wrong.
《纽约时报》忘了它 The New York Times, which is, forget it.
我称之为失败的纽约时报 I call it the failing New York Times.
越过边界的人都是强奸犯和杀人犯 People across the border are rapists and murderers.
不 不 不 我们谈论的是非法移民 No no no, we're talking about illegal immigration.
你和Telemundo在一起 泰莱蒙多应该感到羞愧 You're with Telemundo, and Telemundo should be ashamed.
我告诉你一件事 And I'll tell you something.
真正会很有趣的 What's really gonna be fun.
我现在起诉Univision5亿美元 I'm right now suing Univision for 500 million dollars.
所有这些疯子在那里 媒体 All these maniacs back there, the press,
他们是最差的 they are the worst.
就像ABC的这个肮脏的家伙 Like this sleazy guy right over here from ABC.
他是我书的一个毛人 He's a sleaze in my book.
你是个下风的人 因为你知道事实 You're a sleaze because you know the facts,
而且你很了解事实 and you know the facts well.
最不诚实的人 The most dishonest human beings.
这些人就在这里 看看所有的摄像机 These people right here, look at all the cameras.
不 他们是最差的 No, they're the worst.
我想和特朗普的支持者谈一会儿 I wanna talk to Trump supporters for a minute.
我不知道你是谁 我不知道 I don't know who you are and I don't know
你为什么喜欢这个家伙 why you like this guy.
他是个种族诱饵 仇外 宗教偏执 He's a race-baiting, xenophobic, religious bigot.
有人听说过林斯迪·格雷厄姆吗？ And has anyone ever heard of Linsdey Graham?
他经常在电视上 林赛·格雷厄姆 He's constantly on television, Lindsey Graham
总的兴奋剂 A total dope.
我想 我38岁 在南卡罗来纳州 I'm at 38, I think, in South Carolina.
他三点 He's at three.
他是参议员 He's a senator.
你知道你是怎么让美国再次变得伟大的吗？ And you know how you make America great again?
告诉唐纳德·特朗普去死吧 Tell Donald Trump to go to hell.
我说 等一下 And I said, wait a minute,
这就是我打败得这么惨的家伙 that's the guy that I defeated so badly
他回到家里 开始哭了起来 好吗？ that he went home and he started to cry, okay?
他开始哭了起来 He started to cry.
不要是世界上最大的混蛋吗？ Don't be the world's biggest jackass?
然后我今天在电视上看这个白痴林赛·格雷厄姆 Then I watch this idiot Lindsey Graham on television today
他叫我混蛋 and he calls me a jackass.
他是个混蛋 He's a jackass.
他叫我混蛋 And he calls me a jackass.
我应该是 我努力成为好人 你知道 I'm supposed to be, I'm trying to be nice, you know.
我正在努力做人 I'm working hard to be nice.
相信我 在私营部门 他找不到工作 In the private sector, he couldn't get a job, believe me.
你知道 我对自己说 You know, I'm saying to myself,
这家伙是什么 乞丐？ what's this guy, a beggar?
他就像乞求我帮他和福克斯和朋友 He's like begging me to help him with Fox and Friends.
他说 你能提一下我的名字吗？ He said, could you mention my name?
我说是的 我会提的 I said yes, I'll mention.
他给了我他的号码 And he gave me his number.
我找到了卡片 And I found the card.
我把号码写下来了 I wrote the number down.
我不知道是不是正确的数字 I don't know if it's the right number.
试试看 202 Let's try it, 202.
228 -0292. 228-0292.
我不知道 也许是三四年前的事了 I don't know, maybe it's three or four years ago.
所以 也许是一个老数字 So maybe it's an old number.
202 -228 -0292. 202-228-0292.
我不知道 试试吧 I don't know, give it a shot.
你当地的政客 Your local politician.
你知道 他不会解决任何事 You know, he won't fix anything,
但至少他会跟你谈谈 but at least he'll talk to you.
因此 前几天有一项民意调查出来 So a poll came out the other day.
他零点 He was at zero.
你为什么认为格雷厄姆参议员 Why do you think, Senator Graham, then,
他在民意测验中上升？ that he's rising in the polls?
嗯 我想这是结束的开始已经到来 Well, I think that's the beginning of the end has come.
结束的开始 The beginning of the end.
在我看来 他可能 He actually probably seems to me
不像里克·佩里那样聪明 老实说 not as bright, honestly, as Rick Perry.
政府的第三个机构 The third agency of government,
我会放弃教育 I would do away with the education.
商业 Commerce.
如果你真的想让希拉里·克林顿 If you really wanna make Hillary Clinton
美国总统 投票选举唐纳德·特朗普 president of the United States, vote for Donald Trump.
不诚实胜过疯狂 Dishonest beats crazy.
第三个 我不能 哎呀 The third one, I can't, oops.
我想里克·佩里可能 I think Rick Perry probably
比林赛·格雷厄姆聪明 is smarter than Lindsey Graham,
但我知道什么？ but what do I know?
参议员 你似乎很生气 Senator, you seem angry.
我真的生气了 I am really pissed.
我在民意测验中击败他非常糟糕 I'm beating him awfully badly in the polls.
但你不是在打败希拉里 But you're not beating Hillary.
如果我不能打败她 你真的 If I can't beat her, you're really
会被杀的 不是吗？ gonna get killed, aren't you?
他在反对我的辩论中表现不好 He didn't do well in the debates against me,
根据每一个民意调查 according to every poll.
我是说 每次投票他都是个很棒的辩论家 I mean, every poll, he's a great debater,
除了他在每一次投票中都输了 except he lost in every single poll
在每一次辩论中 in every single debate.
标题 特朗普的方式上升 克鲁兹下降 Headline, Trump way up, Cruz going down.
他们不喜欢 They don't like the
华尔街日报 他们不喜欢NBC Wall Street Journal, they don't like NBC,
但我喜欢投票 but I like the poll.
我刚读了一篇文章 克鲁兹正在工作 I just read an article that Cruz is working
真的很难 我不想用贿赂这个词 really hard to, I don't wanna use the word bribe,
而是贿赂 but to bribe.
在他的财务披露表上 On his financial disclosure form,
他甚至没有说 他借了钱 he didn't even put that he's borrowed money
花旗银行和高盛 from Citibank and from Goldman Sachs,
这是完全违反 which is a total violation.
然后他假装说 哦 我无事可做 Then he pretends like, oh, I have nothing to do
与石油工业 with the oil industry.
我与银行业无关 I have nothing to do with the banking industry.
40年来 你一直在资助自由民主 For 40 years, you've been funding liberal democratic
政治家 顺便说一下 politicians, and by the way.
我资助你 我资助他 I funded you, I funded him.
原因 欢迎你回来检查 The reason, you're welcome to have the check back.
-我给了他一张支票 -因为让我们说清楚 - I gave him a check. - Because let's be clear.
纽约市的价值观集中在金钱和媒体上 Values in New York City focus around money and the media.
我们重建了曼哈顿市中心 We rebuilt downtown Manhattan,
世界上每个人都喜欢纽约 and everybody in the world loved New York
并爱纽约人 and loved New Yorkers.
泰德说的是非常侮辱性的言论 That was a very insulting statement that Ted made.
讨厌的家伙 现在我知道他为什么没有 Nasty guy, now I know why he doesn't have
一个支持他的任何同事 one endorsement from any of his colleagues.
他是个讨厌的家伙 He's a nasty guy.
他们问特德·克鲁兹 你觉得水刑怎么样？ They asked Ted Cruz, what do you think of waterboarding?
没事吧？ Is it okay?
说实话 我以为他会说绝对的 但他没有 And honestly, I thought he'd say absolutely, and he didn't.
她刚说了一件可怕的事 She just said a terrible thing.
大声说出来 因为我不想说 Shout it out, 'cause I don't wanna say it.
她说: 我再也没想到会听到你的声音 She said, I never expect to hear that from you again.
她说他是个婊子 太可怕了 She said he's a pussy, that's terrible.
可怕 Terrible.
世界上最大的是中国人的支持 The biggest in the world are Chinese backed.
别担心那个孩子 我爱孩子 Don't worry about that baby, I love babies.
我爱孩子 I love babies.
我听到那个婴儿在哭 我喜欢 I hear that baby crying, I like it.
他们说我把孩子扔了出去 They said I threw a baby out.
原来我没有抛弃孩子 It turned out I didn't throw out a baby.
其实我只是在开玩笑 Actually, I was only kidding.
你可以把孩子弄出去 You can get the baby out of here.
事实上 母亲上过电视 In fact, the mother went on television,
说她有多爱我 saying how she loves me.
我对孩子们说 没有毒品 没有酒精 没有香烟 I said to my kids, no drugs, no alcohol, no cigarettes.
举手 孩子们 Raise your hands, kids.
我保证唐纳德·特朗普 I promise Donald J. Trump.
我永远不会吸毒 That I will never take drugs.
我不想说不喝酒 I don't wanna say no alcohol,
但放松的酒精 but take it easy on the alcohol.
他们花了一百万美元做广告 They spent, listen to this, one million dollars on ads
在爱荷华州反对我 against me in Iowa.
他们用最好的照片 They used the best pictures.
我在那些照片中看起来真不错 I look so good in those pictures.
我在想找到他们从哪儿弄的 I'm trying to find where they got 'em.
因为他们很愚蠢 'Cause they're stupid.
我就像 一个年轻人 I was like, a young guy.
我看起来很帅 I look so handsome.
我对自己说 哦 我希望我还是看起来像那样 I said to myself, oh I wish I still looked like that.
那太好了 It would be great.
我也爱你 I love you too, man.
是个男人 但我爱他 我爱他 It's a guy, but I love him, I love him.
我爱这里的每一个人 I love everybody here.
我不在乎 I don't care.
我有最忠诚的人 I have the most loyal people.
你们都看到过吗？ Did you every see that?
我可以站在第五大道的中央 Where I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue,
射杀某人 and shoot somebody,
我不会失去任何选民 好吗？ and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay?
我们年轻时赢了 我们用老赢了 We won with young, we won with old,
我们赢得了高学历 we won with highly educated,
我们以教育程度低而获胜 we won with poorly educated.
我喜欢受教育程度低的人 I love the poorly educated.
让我们做一个美国歌谣 Let's do a USA chant.
美国 美国 美国 USA, USA, USA.
美国 美国 美国 美国 USA, USA, USA, USA.
他是个软弱的人 老实说 He's a weak person, and honestly,
这不是我们需要的 that's not what we need.
我们需要一个坚强的人 We need somebody that's strong
可以把事情做好 that can get things done.
他是个软弱的人 He's a weak person.
你不能这样 You can't have that.
我们不需要一个软弱的人 We don't need a weak person being
美国总统 好吗？ president of the United States, okay?
因为那是杰布的 Because that's what we get if it were Jeb.
我称他为低能的人 I call him a low energy person,
所以现在他想成为一个坚强的人 so now he wants to be a tough guy.
它不工作 It doesn't work.
竞选总统的艰难 A tough business to run for president.
哦 我知道 你是个硬汉 杰布 我知道 Oh I know, you're a tough guy, Jeb, I know.
我们需要有一个有原则的领导人 And we need to have a leader that is principled.
-你很坚强 -你永远不会 - You're tough. - You're never gonna be
美国总统侮辱你的方式 president of the United States by insulting you way
到总统 好吧 让我们看看 to the presidency. Well, let's see.
我42岁 你三岁 I'm at 42, and you're at three.
你从这里开始的 杰布 You started off over here, Jeb.
你走得更远了 You're moving over further and further.
很快 你就快结束了 Pretty soon, you're gonna be off the end.
我说 杰布 你不会再在这里了 I said, Jeb, you're not gonna be here much longer.
你离那里很远 杰布 You're pretty far down there, Jeb.
你不会再在这里了 杰布 You're not gonna be here much longer, Jeb.
你得更强硬一些 杰布 You gotta get tougher, Jeb.
简单的事实是 如果你认为这是艰难的 Simple fact is, if you think this is tough
而你没有得到公平对待 and you're not being treated fairly,
想象一下和普京打交道会是什么样子 imagine what it's gonna be like dealing with Putin,
或与习主席打交道 我希望它总是 or dealing with President Xi. I wish it was always
和你一样简单 杰布 as easy as you, Jeb.
顺便说一下 杰布·布什是一个完全僵硬的人 Jeb Bush is a total stiff, by the way, a total stiff.
去吧 特朗普先生 Go ahead, Mr. Trump.
一点你自己的药 唐纳德 A little of your own medicine, there, Donald.
我知道你在努力增强你的能量 杰布 I know you're trying to build up your energy, Jeb,
但它不工作 but it's not working.
-你去吧 -你是个好人 - There you go. - You're a good man.
我认为他在辩论中很软弱 I thought he was very weak in the debate.
他开得很糟糕 He opened very badly.
他关闭得很厉害 He closed very badly.
你让希拉里·克林顿去参加你的婚礼 You got Hillary Clinton to go to your wedding.
-那是真的 -因为你给了她钱 - That's true. - Because you gave her money.
确实如此 That's true.
他咬了几口声音 He had a couple of sound bites
这是给他的人 that were given to him by his people.
我和克林顿相处得很好 我和每个人都相处得很好 I got along with Clinton, I get along with everybody.
那是我的工作 和人相处 That was my job, to get along with people.
-但简单的事实是 -对不起 一秒钟 - But the simple fact is. - Excuse me, one second.
不 简单的事实是 唐纳德 No, the simple fact is, Donald.
哦 好 今晚更有活力 我喜欢这样 Oh good, more energy tonight, I like that.
杰布·布什 让我们说他是总统 艾伊伊伊 Jeb Bush, let's say he's president, ay yi yi.
以杰布的态度 我们再也不会伟大了 With Jeb's attitude, we will never be great again.
我可以告诉你 That I can tell you.
你知道 小马可 You know, little Marco.
他是小个子 我D D I E 小个子 小个子 小个子 小马可 He's liddle, I I D D I E, liddle, liddle, liddle Marco.
我看了这张照片 I looked at this picture.
马尔科·鲁比奥看上去大约四英尺二高 Marco Rubio looked like he was about four foot two tall.
你像小鲁比奥一样放在那里 You put like little Rubio up there,
他们会说 总统先生 and he's president, they'll say, Mr. President.
我认为马可被高估了 I think Marco is highly overrated.
高度高估 Highly overrated.
他没有 He doesn't have it.
他是个轻量级的 He's a lightweight.
每个人都说 哦 鲁比奥 他是下一个里根 Everyone said, oh Rubio, he's the next Reagan.
他不是里根 我可以告诉你 He's no Reagan, that I can tell you.
首先 我向奥巴马总统表示祝贺 Let me begin by congratulating President Obama
在他的第二个任期的开始 on the start of his second term.
当他们让马可反驳奥巴马总统的讲话时 When they put Marco on to refute President Obama's speech,
你还记得那次灾难吗？ do you remember that catastrophe?
在外交政策方面 美国继续 On foreign policy, America continues to be
全球自由的光芒不可或缺 indispensable to the glow of global liberty.
他正在说话 我注意到 我说 And he's talking, I notice, I say,
人是出汗 man is he sweating.
全球自由的光芒 Glow of global liberty.
我需要水 I need water.
帮帮我 我需要水 Help me, I need water.
帮助 Help.
然后像那个这样的错误选择 Then false choices like the one
总统今晚布置了 the president laid out tonight.
他离屏幕了 And he's off screen.
我说 他在哪里？ I said, where is he?
是鲁比奥 It's Rubio.
我很高兴水就在附近 I'm just glad the water was nearby.
我不知道没有它我会做什么 I don't know what I would've done without it.
你能想象普京坐在那里吗？ Can you imagine Putin sitting there
等待会议 这家伙走在 waiting for the meeting and this guy walks in
他就像一个残骸 and he's like a wreck.
他湿透了 出汗了 And he's soaking wet and sweating.
你好 你好 Hello, hello.
我能来点水吗？ Could I have some water?
普京就坐在那里 And Putin's sitting there.
这是什么鬼东西？ What the hell kind of stuff is this?
这不是一个扑克玩家 伙计们 This is not exactly a poker player, folks.
你得让特朗普走进那个会议 You gotta have Trump walk into that meeting, folks.
我们会做的很好 We'll do very nicely.
我们会做的很好 We're gonna do very nicely.
虽然我不是上帝的计划 我将在2016年当总统 While it is not God's plan that I be president in 2016,
或者可能永远 而今天我的竞选活动被暂停 or maybe ever, and while today my campaign is suspended.
他们说 特朗普先生 教皇只是 They said, Mr. Trump, the Pope's just
做了一些关于你的声明 made some statements about you.
我说 教皇 我和教皇有什么事？ I said, the Pope, what do I have to do with the Pope?
只考虑建造围墙的人 A person who thinks only about building walls
不建桥不是基督徒 and not building bridges is not Christian.
这不是在福音中 This is not in the gospel.
宗教领袖要质疑 For a religious leader to question
一个人的信仰是可耻的 a person's faith is disgraceful.
教皇打我 The Pope is hitting me,
在南卡罗来纳州选举前 just before the election in South Carolina.
如果梵蒂冈受到ISIS的攻击 If and when the Vatican is attacked by ISIS,
我可以向你保证 教皇只会希望 I can promise you that the Pope would have only wished
并祈祷唐纳德·特朗普会成为总统 and prayed that Donald Trump would've been president.
布什是1%的底 Bush is 1% in the bottom.
他为什么不放弃 回家吧？ Why doesn't he just give up, just go home?
回家 回家去找妈妈 Go home, go home to mom.
为了帮助说服选民 To help convince the voters,
他带了个秘密武器来 he brought a secret weapon here.
我想你可能想向某人问好 I think you might wanna say hello to somebody.
-嘿 -嘿 - Hey. - Hey.
你好 Hello.
他诚实 可靠 忠诚 比较有趣 He's honest, dependable, loyal, relatively funny.
好看 Good looking.
杰布有17岁 现在他到两岁 好吗？ Jeb had 17, now he's down to two, okay?
花了100 浪费了1亿 他最后的广告 After spending 100, wasting 100 million, his last ad,
他最后利用他的母亲 he uses his mother in the end.
他的心很大 His heart is big.
当推来推去 人们将意识到 When push comes to shove, people are going to realize
杰布有真正的解决方案 Jeb has real solutions.
你必须自己出去 杰布 You're gonna have to get out there yourself, Jeb.
他很有礼貌 He's so polite.
我们用那种方式把他带上来 We brought him up that way.
软弱 软弱 可悲的人 Weak, weak, pathetic people.
低能量是一个更好的术语 对吗？ Low energy is a better term, right?
低能量 Low energy.
我不劝他 但如果我给他建议 I don't advise him, but if I gave him advice,
我会说 你为什么不打断 I would say, why don't you interrupt
像其他人一样？ like the other people do?
是的 我想说 Yes, I would say that.
杰布妈帮不了你 ISIS Jeb, your mother can't help you with ISIS,
她帮不了你中国 she can't help you with China,
她帮不了你这些人 杰布 she can't help you with these people, Jeb.
你得自己做 You've gotta do it yourself.
杰布是最善良 最聪明 最关心 Jeb is the nicest, wisest, most caring,
忠诚 纪律严明 loyal, disciplined.
试过了那个母亲 她是个好女人 我肯定 Tried the mother, who's a very nice lady, I'm sure.
但他尝试了母亲 But he tried the mother.
那不是那么好 That didn't work out so good.
布什夫人 你觉得唐纳德·特朗普怎么样？ Mrs. Bush, what do you think of Donald Trump?
我讨厌他 I'm sick of him.
-是的 -没有 - Yeah. - No.
一个女人向我走来 她说 A woman came up to me, she said,
我不确定你是否足够好当总统 I'm not sure that you're nice enough to be president.
我说 你知道吗？ I said, you know what?
这不会是一场选举 This is not going to be an election
基于一个好人 based on a nice person.
它将建立在一个称职的人的基础上 It's going to be based on a competent person.
我们厌倦了好人 We're tired of the nice people.
今晚 我暂停我的竞选活动 Tonight, I am suspending my campaign.
是的 Yeah yeah.
我们爱你 杰布 We love you, Jeb.
谢谢 Thank you very much.
繁荣 沃克走了 这一个走了 布什走了 Boom boom, Walker gone, this one gone, Bush gone.
低能量 Low energy.
布什走了 都走了 Bush gone, all gone.
CNN做了一个焦点小组 CNN did a focus group.
他们试图找到人 They got caught trying to find people,
这样他们就可以给假投票了 so they could give a phony vote.
CNN是一个耻辱 CNN is a disgrace.
哦 他们刚关掉了相机 Oh, they just turned off their camera.
你一直叫我们不诚实的媒体 You keep calling us the dishonest press,
恶心的媒体 嗯 一般来说 the disgusting press. Well, generally speaking,
这是100%正确 去吧 that's 100% true, go ahead.
CNN太恶心了 CNN is so disgusting.
Cnn CNN.
公众得到它 你知道 The public gets it, you know.
听着 当我去集会的时候 Look, when I go to rallies,
他们转过身来 开始对CNN尖叫 they turn around, they start screaming at CNN.
他们想向CNN扔标语牌 They wanna throw their placards at CNN.
CNN糟透了 CNN糟透了 CNN糟透了 CNN sucks, CNN sucks, CNN sucks.
人们不信任你 人们 People don't trust you, and the people
不要相信媒体 don't trust the media.
这个小组几乎是排他性的反川普 The panel is almost exclusive anti-Trump.
和仇恨和毒液 And the hatred and venom.
但是你知道那件好事吗？ But you know the good thing?
反正没人在看他们 Nobody's watching 'em anyway.
媒体上很多人会喜欢 A lot of folks in the media would love
看到唐纳德和我参加一场巨大的食物大战 to see Donald and me get in a giant food fight.
我当然不会从事这一活动 I'm certainly not gonna engage in that.
我希望唐纳德也不会 I hope Donald won't, either.
特朗普转推了这张图片 Trump retweeted this image.
克鲁兹的妻子摆出一副不讨人喜欢的姿势 Cruz's wife in an unflattering pose,
旁边的梅拉尼亚特朗普 next to Melania Trump.
当我看到有人在推特上发了一张梅拉尼亚的照片 When I saw somebody tweeted a picture of Melania,
和海蒂的照片 and picture of Heidi.
带有标题 With the caption,
没需要把豆子洒出去 no need to spill the beans,
这些图像胜过千言万语 the images are worth a thousand words.
愤怒的特德·克鲁兹 An enraged Ted Cruz
看着我们的相机 looking right into our camera
将此消息传递到唐纳德·特朗普 to deliver this message to Donald Trump.
唐纳德 你是个胆小鬼 Donald, you're a sniveling coward,
离开海蒂一个人 and leaving Heidi the hell alone.
我必须告诉你 我认为海蒂·克鲁兹是个好人 I have to tell you, I think Heidi Cruz is a great person.
我想这是最好的事情 他要去 I think it's the best thing he's got going,
和他的孩子 如果你想知道真相 and his kids, if you wanna know the truth.
别管海蒂 Leave Heidi the hell alone.
你会支持他作为被提名人吗？ So will you support him as the nominee?
我要打败他 I'm gonna beat him.
他今天被问到 He was asked today about
国家询问者的故事 a National Enquirer story,
声称他有五个情妇 claiming he has had five mistresses.
这个国家询问者的故事是垃圾 This National Enquirer story is garbage.
这是完全的 完全的谎言 It is complete and utter lies.
这是一个抹黑 已经到来 And it is a smear that has come
从唐纳德·特朗普和他的同伙 from Donald Trump and his henchmen.
这是一个引用一个消息来源的故事 It is a story that quoted one source on the record,
罗杰·斯通 Roger Stone.
唐纳德·特朗普的首席政治顾问 Donald Trump's chief political advisor.
他是一个为他而创建术语的人 And he's a man for whom a term was coined,
与啮齿动物交配 for copulating with a rodent.
唐纳德·特朗普可能是只老鼠 Donald Trump may be a rat,
但我无意和他合作 but I have no desire to copulate with him.
我不知道你是怎么说出他的名字的 卡西奇 I don't know how you pronounce his name, Kasich.
是I C H It's I C H.
每次我看到它 我说凯斯 -痒 Every time I see it, I say Kays-itch.
但它的发音是卡西奇 But it's pronounces Kasich.
运送1100万守法者 To ship 11 million people who are law-abiding.
你知道 我们能要求他改变吗？ You know, can we ask him to change
他的名字的拼写？ the spelling of his name?
我们可以这么做吗？ Are we allowed to do that?
去墨西哥 想想这些家庭吧 To Mexico, think about the families.
想想孩子们 Think about the children.
这是没有意义的 我只能说 It makes no sense. All I can say,
你很幸运 在俄亥俄州 你击中了石油 is you're lucky in Ohio that you struck oil.
这是一回事 That's for one thing.
我有个新绰号给他 I have a new nickname for him.
一个为41 One for 41.
人们说 他为什么继续参加比赛 People say, why does he stay in the race.
这里有个家伙 只是说我要留下来 Here's a guy, that just says I'm gonna stay.
我不相信唐纳德·特朗普 I don't believe Donald Trump
将成为被提名人 is gonna be the nominee.
比如 如果你有一个被宠坏的孩子 Like, if you have a child who's a spoiled brat.
什么 我应该出去 What, am I supposed to get out
留给这些人？ and leave it to these guys?
我不在乎 爸爸 I don't care, daddy.
滚出房间 爸爸 我不在乎 Get out of the room, daddy, I don't care.
他吃饭时一直有个新闻发布会 He has a news conference all the time when he's eating.
我从未见过人 I have never seen a human being
吃在这样一个恶心的方式 eat in such a disgusting fashion.
他这样把煎饼塞进嘴里 He's stuffing pancakes in his mouth like this.
我从没见过 I've never saw.
咬这个大 Bites this big.
我总是告诉我的孩子 吃点小口 巴伦 And I'm always telling my boy, take small bites, Barron.
小咬小咬人 Little, tiny bites.
我的儿子 他在看 他说 爸爸看 My son, he was watching, he said, daddy look.
我说 别看 I said, don't watch.
太恶心了 It's disgusting.
然后他们谈论总统 Then they talk about presidential.
这不是总统 This is not a presidential person.
你想为你的总统吗？ Do you want that for your president?
我不这么认为 I don't think so.
你排除投票给唐纳德·特朗普吗？ Are you ruling out voting for Donald Trump?
很可能我不会 It's very, very likely I will not.
唐纳德·特朗普是假的 是骗子 Donald Trump is a phony, a fraud.
他的承诺一样一文不值 His promises are as worthless
作为特朗普大学的学位 as a degree from Trump University.
米特是一个失败的候选人 他失败了 Mitt is a failed candidate, he failed.
他扮演的成员 He's playing the members of
美国公众的吸吮 the American public for suckers.
我不知道我们会有数以百万计的 I had no idea that we'd have millions of more
我们有 当我们有僵硬 米特·罗姆尼的选票 votes that we had when we had that stiff, Mitt Romney,
总僵硬的运行 that total stiff running.
他搭便车去白宫 He gets a free ride to the White House,
我们得到的只是一顶差劲的帽子 and all we get is a lousy hat.
顺便说一下 他是个毒品 Who, by the way, he's a dope.
他不是个聪明人 He's not a smart person.
当你走进一个舞台 When you walk into a stage,
你不能像企鹅一样走路 you can not walk like a penguin.
他走路像企鹅一样 He walked like a penguin.
我说 这是个问题 I said, this is a problem.
特朗普先生是个骗子 一个骗子 Mr. Trump is a con man, a fake.
那是一场他应该赢的选举 他输了 That was an election that he should've won, and he lost.
他应该走开 让大男孩们现在就去做 And he should just go away and let the big boys do it now.
顺便说一下 看他今天对我讲话的反应 Watch, by the way, how he responds to me speech today.
他乞求我的背书 He was begging for my endorsement.
我可以说 米特 跪下 I could've said, Mitt, drop to your knees.
他会跪下 He would've dropped to his knees.
任何社会主义者怎么能赢得一个将军 How can any kind of socialist win a general
在美国的选举？ election in the United States?
好吧 我们会赢 因为首先我们要解释 Well, we're gonna win because first we're gonna explain
什么是民主社会主义 what democratic socialism is.
我从没想过我们会在我们国家看到这一天 I never thought we'd see the day in our country
当一个共产主义者 when a communist.
我认为我们应该把目光投向国家 I think we should look to countries
像丹麦 像瑞典和挪威 like Denmark, like Sweden, and Norway.
是主要的民主主义者 Is the leading democrat.
我们要有一个共产主义者反对一个企业家 We're gonna have a communist against an entrepreneur.
我喜欢企业家 对吧？ I like the entrepreneur, right?
我比任何人都多 I have far more votes than anybody,
包括希拉里 因为我有17个人 including Hillary, because I had 17 people.
她有伯尼 She had Bernie.
卢 你们对社会主义不太投入 Lou, you guys aren't big into socialism
还是共产主义 你是吗？ or communism, are you?
他疯了 He is nuts.
他是个疯子 He is a total nut job.
他们给这个 我们给这个 They give this, we're gonna give that,
我们会给出的 we're gonna give that.
那个可怜的女人 她得把一切都给别人了 The poor woman, she's gotta give everything away.
因为这个疯子站在她右边 'Cause this maniac that was standing on her right
放弃一切 所以她跟着 is giving everything away, so she's following.
事情就是这样 That's what's happening.
几个年轻女人接过麦克风 A couple of young women took over the microphone
一个月前伯尼的 对吗？ from Bernie a month ago, right?
他们接管了它 他像这样 哦 They took it over, and he was like this, oh.
如果你不听她的 If you do not listen to her,
您的活动将立即关闭 现在 your event will be shut down right now, right now.
你的决定 Your decision.
他不会阻止ISIS 我会告诉你 He is not stopping ISIS, I will tell you.
特朗普必须上电视 告诉他的支持者 Trump has gotta get on the TV and tell his supporters
美国政治进程中的暴力 that violence in the political process in America
是不能接受的 讨论结束 is not acceptable, end of discussion.
你在芝加哥的一些支持者 Some of your supporters in Chicago
行动暴力以及 were acting violently as well.
看 我是伯尼人 Look, it's a Bernie person.
是伯尼 你好 伯尼 It's a Bernie, hello Bernie.
嘿 伯尼 让你的人排队 伯尼 Hey Bernie, get your people in line, Bernie.
伯尼 伯尼 你在哪里 伯尼？ Bernie, Bernie, where are you, Bernie?
哦 我们爱伯尼 Oh, we love Bernie.
社会主义者 你也是其中之一 Socialists, and you're one of those,
希望政府管理经济 want the government to run the economy.
我是一个民主社会主义者 是的 I'm a democratic socialist, yeah.
他有点讨厌 有点脾气暴躁 He gets a little nasty and a little cranky
每隔一段时间 every once in a while.
社会主义者希望政府管理经济 And socialists want the government to run the economy.
法案法案法案法案法案 Bill Bill Bill Bill Bill Bill Bill.
关于伯尼 他不放弃 One thing about Bernie, he doesn't give up.
这家伙不会放弃的 This guy doesn't give up.
这个社会主义的共产主义者 好吗？ This socialist slash communist, okay?
没人想说 Nobody wants to say it.
他正在等待联邦调查局做 He's waiting for really, the FBI to do
大家都以为他们会做的 what everybody thinks they're going to do.
我是说 我想那是. I mean, I think that's.
他说 看 He's sort of saying, look,
我们呆在那里 let's hang in there.
因为最终它被称为FBI的惯例 Because ultimately it's called the FBI convention,
然后我们是唯一的人 and then we'll be the only people,
我们会像特朗普那样做 and we will have done something like Trump did.
我想像特朗普一样 I wanna be like Trump.
我告诫基督身体的每一位成员 I exhort every member of the body of Christ.
投票给站在上帝的话上的候选人 To vote for the candidate that stands on the word of God.
我确信我的是我的儿子特德·克鲁兹 I am convinced that mine is my son, Ted Cruz.
另一种选择可能是毁灭美国 The alternative could be the destruction of America.
你看这么多支持我的部长 You look at so many of the ministers that are backing me.
我赢得了福音派的选票 I'm winning the evangelical vote.
唐纳德·特朗普上过国家电视台 Donald Trump went on national television,
攻击我父亲 and attacked my father.
他父亲 His father.
我不认识他的父亲 我见过他一次 I don't know his father, I met him once.
我觉得他很可爱 I think he's a lovely guy.
他的父亲和李·哈维·奥斯瓦尔德在一起 His father was with Lee Harvey Oswald
在奥斯瓦尔德被枪杀之前 prior to Oswald's being shot.
他和李·哈维·奥斯瓦尔德在干什么？ What was he doing with Lee Harvey Oswald
在枪击案之前？ before the shooting?
太可怕了 It's horrible.
唐纳德·特朗普声称我爸爸 Donald Trump alleges that my dad
参与刺杀肯尼迪 was involved in assassinating JFK.
我所做的只是指出事实 All I did is point out the fact
在《国家询问者》的封面上 that on the cover of the National Enquirer
有一张他的照片 there was a picture of him,
和疯狂的李·哈维·奥斯瓦尔德 吃早餐 and crazy Lee Harvey Oswald, having breakfast.
小报声称这个人 The tabloid claims this man
是特德·克鲁兹的父亲 拉斐尔 is Ted Cruz's father, Raphael.
1963年8月与奥斯瓦尔德一起散发传单 Handing out leaflets with Oswald in August, 1963.
在肯尼迪总统遇刺前三个月 Three months before President Kennedy was assassinated.
我想我应该承认 And I guess I should go ahead and admit,
是的 我爸爸杀了肯尼迪 他是秘密的猫王 yes, my dad killed JFK, he is secretly Elvis,
吉米·霍法被埋在后院 and Jimmy Hoffa is buried in his backyard.
现在 泰德从未否认是他的父亲 Now, Ted never denied that it was his father.
他们不是说 哦 那不是我父亲 They're not saying, oh that wasn't really my father.
这有点难做 因为它看起来像他 It's a little hard to do, 'cause it looked like him.
国家询问者已成为他的热门作品 The National Enquirer has become his hit piece
他用来抹黑任何人和每个人 that he uses to smear anybody and everybody.
这与我无关 This had nothing to do with me.
除非我可能已经指出来 Except I might've pointed it out.
你想要你的孩子吗？ Do you want your children
回家说妈妈 coming home and saying mommy,
我不需要请求上帝宽恕任何东西 I don't need to ask God for forgiveness for anything.
林的泰德没有这样做的气质 Lyin' Ted does not have the temperament to be doing this.
每个人都喜欢他 所有媒体都称赞他 Everyone likes him, all the media praises him.
我也不需要 I don't need to, either.
他像狗一样窒息 因为他输得太惨了 He is choking like a dog because he's losing so badly.
我们明天就把他收起来 We have to put him away tomorrow, folks.
我很高兴向您介绍 I am pleased to introduce to you
我的朋友和下一任副总裁 my friend and the next vice president of
美国 卡莉·菲奥莉娜 the United States, Carly Fiorina.
她有零 她有一个或零 She had zero, she had like one or zero.
她什么也没有去 She had nothing going.
让我选择卡莉 Let me choose Carly.
也许这样会扭转局面 Maybe that'll turn it around.
这在美国政治史上是第一次 For the first time in the history of American politics,
一个在数学上完全死去的人 a man who is totally mathematically dead,
他不能赢 已经任命了一位副总裁 he can not win, has appointed a vice president.
卡莉 我们做得很好 我们会赢的 Carly, we're doing great, we're gonna win.
走吧 成为我的副总统 Let's go, be my vice president.
顺便说一下 她前几天从舞台上摔了下来 By the way, she fell off the stage the other day.
有人看到吗？ Did anybody see that?
美国下一任总统特德·克鲁兹 And the next president of the United States, Ted Cruz.
她刚倒下 She just went down.
她走了很长的路 对吗？ She went down a long way, right?
克鲁兹什么也没做 And Cruz didn't do anything.
特德·克鲁兹 Ted Cruz.
连我都帮过她 好吗？ Even I would've helped her, okay?
不 是真的 No, it's true.
选民们选择了另一条路 The voters chose another path.
我们正在暂停我们的活动 We are suspending our campaign.
投票你的良心 投票给候选人 Vote your conscience, vote for candidates
上下票 up and down the ticket.
我不想得到他的支持 I don't want his endorsement.
这有什么区别？ What difference does it make?
我不想得到他的支持 I don't want his endorsement.
你相信谁来保卫我们的自由 Who you trust to defend our freedom,
并忠于宪法 and to be faithful to the Constitution.
老实说 他可能毁了他的政治生涯 Honestly, he may have ruined his political career.
我感觉糟得厉害 I feel so badly.
现在我可以把注意力集中在希拉里身上了 那个骗子 Now I can focus on Hillary, that crook.
我可以把注意力集中在希拉里身上 I can focus on Hillary.
特朗普先生终于揭幕 Mr. Trump finally unveiled
他为克林顿夫人的昵称 his nickname for Mrs. Clinton.
扭曲的希拉里 扭曲的希拉里 乡亲们 Crooked Hillary, crooked Hillary, folks.
她从一开始就被骗了 She's been crooked from the beginning.
希拉里·克林顿是个骗子 Hillary Clinton is a crook.
这是负面的 That's negative.
我叫她狡猾的希拉里 她是骗子的希拉里 I call her crooked Hillary, she's crooked Hillary.
怪人 她像你一样弯曲 Crooked, she's crooked as you could be.
被欺骗的希拉里 Crooked Hillary.
歪 Crooked.
她被骗了吗？ Is she crooked?
川普 川普 川普 川普 川普 川普. Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump.
林 狡猾的希拉里 Lyin', crooked Hillary.
我有一个清单 看 I have a list, look.
一页又一页的谎言 Page after page of the lies.
听着 她被证明是个骗子 Look, she's been proven to be a liar
在许多不同的方式 on so many different ways.
在这一点上 这有什么区别？ What difference, at this point, does it make?
这只是另一个谎言 This is just another lie.
撒谎撒谎 撒谎 Lie lie lie, lie.
肮脏的 腐烂的骗子 Dirty, rotten liar.
现在她把谎言归咎于晚人 Now she's blaming the lie on the late,
太好了 亚伯拉罕·林肯 great, Abraham Lincoln.
诚实的安倍从不说谎 这是好事 Honest Abe never lied, that's the good thing.
这是最大的区别 That's the big difference
在亚伯拉罕·林肯和你之间 between Abraham Lincoln and you.
她是个世界级的骗子 She's a world class liar.
看看她可怜的电子邮件服务器声明 Just look at her pathetic email server statements.
我没有通过电子邮件发送任何机密材料 I did not email any classified material.
克林顿国务卿说 Secretary Clinton said there
没有标记分类 这是真的吗？ was nothing marked classified, was that true?
那不是真的 That's not true.
你怎么对联邦调查局撒谎 How do you lie to the FBI,
现在你竞选总统了？ and now you're running for president?
怎么会这样？ How does that happen?
我只想用一台设备 I wanted to just use one device
个人电子邮件和工作电子邮件 而不是两封 for both personal and work emails, instead of two.
我有 你知道 I have, you know,
iPad 迷你iPad iPhone和黑莓 an iPad, a mini iPad, an iPhone, and a BlackBerry.
我们谈论的是我们人民的安全 We're talking about the safety of our people.
法律非常明确 The laws are very explicit.
什么 像用布还是别的什么？ What, like with a cloth or something?
不 No.
我根本不知道它是如何工作的数字 I don't know how it works digitally at all.
愚蠢不是 Stupidity is not a reason that
你会是无辜的 好吗？ you're going to be innocent, okay?
这不是原因 It's not a reason.
从来没有这么多的谎言 There has never been so many lies,
这么多的欺骗 so much deception.
从来没有这样的事 There has never been anything like it.
欺骗希拉里·克林顿 Crooked Hillary Clinton.
这就是她放弃的原因 Here's what gives her up.
安静点 我知道你想救她 Be quiet, I know you wanna, you know, save her.
希拉里参选的原因有很多 Hillary's running for a lot of reasons.
其中之一是因为她想远离监狱 One of 'em is because she wants to stay out of jail.
他们会说最大的成就 They will say the greatest achievement of
希拉里·克林顿正在通过电子邮件来摆脱这个问题 Hillary Clinton was getting out of this problem with emails.
没人能出去 Nobody could've gotten out.
胡迪尼不可能出去 Houdini couldn't have gotten out.
希拉里不小心撞到我了 Hillary accidentally bumped into me,
她很文明地说 原谅我 and she very civilly said, pardon me.
我们讨厌的女人要游行我们的 We nasty women are gonna march our
讨厌的脚投我们讨厌的票 nasty feet to cast our nasty votes
让你永远离开我们的生活 to get you out of our lives forever.
你知道 她有个同性恋朋友 You know, she's got this goofy friend
名叫伊丽莎白·沃伦 named Elizabeth Warren.
她在推特上咆哮 She's on her Twitter rant.
她是个个个个子 She's a goofus.
她是个个个个个个个个 She is a goofus.
伊丽莎白·沃伦 今天 Elizabeth Warren, today,
在社交媒体上 追赶你 称你是一个失败者 on social media, went after you, calling you a loser.
你好吗？ How are you going?
你是说印第安人？ You mean the Indian?
她说她是印度人 She said she was an Indian.
她说 因为她的脸颊骨头很高 She said, because her cheek bones were high,
她是印度人 she was an Indian.
谁 波卡洪塔斯？ Who, Pocahontas?
波卡洪塔斯 好吧 不 Pocahontas, well no.
非常令人反感 Very offensive.
哦 真的 Oh, oh really.
哦 我很抱歉 Oh, I'm sorry about that.
波卡洪塔斯？ Pocahontas?
她一直在四处游荡 假装自己是少数派 She's been going around, pretending that she's a minority.
她进入大学 她正在做 And she's getting into colleges and she's doing
各种各样的事情 all sorts of things.
她完全是假的 She's a total phony.
你后悔叫她波卡洪塔斯吗？ Do you regret calling her Pocahontas?
你后悔吗？ Do you regret that?
我很遗憾叫她波卡洪塔斯 I do regret calling her Pocahontas
因为我认为这是对波卡洪塔斯的巨大侮辱 'cause I think it's a tremendous insult to Pocahontas.
所以 对波卡洪塔斯 我想向你道歉 So, to Pocahontas, I would like to apologize to you.
住房崩溃 因为它意味着 The housing meltdown, because it meant
他可以以低廉的价格买更多的房产 he could buy up more property on the cheap.
什么样的男人会这样？ What kind of a man does that?
她是最差劲的参议员之一 She's one of the worst senators
在整个美国参议院 in the entire United States Senate.
她几乎什么都没做 She's gotten practically nothing done.
如果由她决定 If it was up to her,
你的税是95% you'd have taxes at 95%.
她有一张大嘴巴 就这个了 She's got a big mouth, and that's about it.
但他们使用她 因为希拉里试图 But they use her because Hillary's trying
成为总统 to be very presidential.
她停下来大喊大叫 好吗？ She's stopping with the shouting, okay?
老实说 我认为她对希拉里·克林顿的伤害非常严重 Honestly, I think she hurt Hillary Clinton very badly.
我看着那些演讲 她心中的愤怒和仇恨 I watch those speeches, the anger, the hatred in her heart.
我有消息要告诉你 唐纳德·特朗普 I've got news for you, Donald Trump.
女人和像你这样的男人有过这样的 Women have had it with guys like you.
她正变得疯狂起来 She was getting up with that craziness
和那个愤怒 and that anger.
他认为 因为他的嘴充满了抽搐 He thinks that because he has a mouth full of tic tacs
他可以强迫自己对任何女人 that he can force himself on any woman
在摸索距离内 within groping distance.
波卡洪塔斯不会为她感到骄傲 Pocahontas would not be proud of her
作为她的代表 相信我 as her representative, believe me.
我希望她和希拉里一起参选 Now, I hope she runs with Hillary,
因为我想带他们出去 我会告诉你的 'cause I would like to take them out, I'll tell you.
我觉得她和我一样是美洲原住民 好吗？ I think she's as Native American as I am, okay?
我对波卡洪塔斯很反感 I'm doing such a disservice to Pocahontas,
这对波卡洪塔斯太不公平了 which is so unfair to Pocahontas.
她没有外貌 She doesn't have the look,
她没有耐力 she doesn't have the stamina.
你见过我 我去过所有的地方 You've seen me, I've been all over the place.
你决定呆在家里 没关系 You decided to stay home, and that's okay.
她总是从提示器上读出 She always just reads off the teleprompter,
它很短 然后她回家 and it's short, and then she goes home
她睡着了 and she goes to sleep.
看着她就像索明克斯 你听说过索米内克斯吗？ To watch her is like Sominex, you ever hear of Sominex?
睡了一整夜 宾 Sleep all night, bing.
在时代广场上空飞行 Flying above Times Square,
这是超级特朗普在数字广告牌上三天 it's Super Trump on a digital billboard for three days.
离开提示器 Aways teleprompters.
唐纳德·特朗普 Donald Trump,
没有当总统的气质 does not have the temperament to be president.
唐纳德·特朗普的语气很强硬 Donald Trump's tone is very tough.
这就是我们需要的 我们需要强硬的语气 That's what we need, we need tough tone.
她应该和这些不同的东西做斗争 She's supposed to fight all of these different things.
她不能到她的车15英尺 And she can't make it 15 feet to her car.
让我休息一下 Give me a break.
我会做七 八 九站 I'll do seven, eight, nine stops.
我将发表三到四场重要演讲 I'll make three or four major speeches.
她做了15分钟的演讲 She makes a speech for 15 minutes,
她回家 上床睡觉 she goes home, goes to bed.
三天后 她起床 又做了一个 Three days later, she gets up, and she does another one,
回家睡觉 and goes back home and goes to sleep.
她比杰布·布什精力少 She has less energy than Jeb Bush.
哦 孩子 是ISIS帮她吗？ Oh boy, is ISIS helping for her.
我在佛罗里达看电视 I was watching television in Florida,
我说 我不可能赢 and I said, there's no way I can win.
每个广告都是一个负面广告 Every single ad is a negative ad,
而且大多数都是假的 and most of them are false.
他们有些有点道理 There was a little truth to some of 'em,
说实话 I'll be honest.
那是假发吗？ Is that a wig?
看到它真是令人震惊 It really was shocking to see it.
男孩哦 男孩 她变得像棉花糖 Boy oh boy, she's become like a marshmallow.
这是巨大的 你知道 It was massive, you know.
她的头发变得很大 Her hair became massive.
5050亿 顺便说一下 我不喜欢这个麦克风 505 billion, and by the way, I don't like this mic.
不管是谁买了这个麦克风系统 Whoever the hell bought this mic system,
撞到那个放进去的婊子子 我告诉你 bump the son of bitch that put it in, I'll tell you.
我们在外面 所以消防队长 We're outside, so fire marshal,
请你让人进来好吗？ will you let the people in, please?
我猜想消防队长是个民主主义者 I assume the fire marshal's a democrat, I assume.
如果我们受到攻击 日本就不必无所作为 If we're attacked, Japan doesn't have to do nothing.
他们可以坐在家里看索尼电视 对吗？ They can sit home and watch Sony television, right?
你是说 你不会保护他们吗？ Are you saying, you're not gonna protect 'em?
我说 好吧 让我问你 他们付钱了吗？ I say, well, let me ask you, have they paid?
看看那边的那个人 哇 Look at that guy over there, wow.
把他带起来 Bring him up.
你爸爸和妈呢？ Where's your daddy, and your mommy, right?
你想回到他们家吗？ Do you wanna go back to them,
还是想和唐纳德·特朗普在一起？ or do you wanna stay with Donald Trump?
王牌 Trump.
这些提示器没有工作 These teleprompters haven't been working
最后20分钟 for the last 20 minutes.
实际上 我更喜欢我的演讲 没有提示器 And I actually like my speech better without teleprompters.
历史上从未有过一个主要政党 Never in history has a major party
总统候选人如此恶毒 presidential candidate so viciously
妖魔化美国选民 demonized the American voter.
你可以把一半的特朗普的支持者 You could put half of Trump supporters
到我所谓的可悲的篮子 into what I call the basket of deplorables.
我和妻子代表 My wife and I represent
非可悲的人 non-deplorable people.
他们的种族主义 性别歧视 仇视同性恋 仇外 Their racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic,
仇视伊斯兰教 你叫它 Islamophobic, you name it.
我们一点也不是种族主义者 We are not racist at all.
还有更多 我觉得可悲 There's so much more that I find deplorable.
不 No.
他们很冒犯 可恨 They're offensive, hateful,
吝啬的精神 mean-spirited.
我是一个妻子 一个母亲 我全职工作 I am a wife, a mother, I work full time,
我投票支持唐纳德·特朗普 and I am voting for Donald Trump,
和克林顿夫人 你可以回家 and Mrs. Clinton, you can go home.
不幸的是 也有这样的人 Unfortunately, there are people like that.
我们将使美国再次变得伟大 We are going to make America great again.
希拉里需要打个盹 And Hillary needs to take a nap.
他举起了他们 And he has lifted them up.
在希拉里·克林顿的所有可怕的丑闻之后 After all the horrible scandals that Hillary Clinton's
参与 然后她有胆 been involved in, and then she has the gall
叫我们可悲 to call us deplorable.
他们是不可救药的 谢天谢地 They are irredeemable, and thankfully
他们不是美国 they are not America.
美国 USA.
我们有一个分裂的国家 因为人们喜欢她 We have a divided nation because people like her.
相信我 她心里有极大的仇恨 And believe me, she has tremendous hate in her heart.
美国必须拒绝希拉里·克林顿的偏执 America must reject the bigotry of Hillary Clinton,
只把有色人种视为选票的人 who sees communities of color only as votes,
而不是人类值得一个更好的未来 not as human beings worthy of a better future.
我毫不怀疑我是比尔·克林顿的儿子 I have no doubt that I am Bill Clinton's son.
阿肯色州的每个人都知道 Everyone in Arkansas knew.
无论我走到哪里 他们都会指出 是比尔·克林顿的儿子 Everywhere I went, they'd point, it's Bill Clinton's son
就在那儿 他长得像他 不是吗？ right there, he look like him, don't he.
1995年 我父亲是美国总统 In 1995, when my father was President of the United States,
阿肯色州把我们寄养在寄养家庭 the state of Arkansas put us in foster care.
我们挨家挨户 晚上饿着肚子 We was house to house, hungry at nights.
我会见了一小群 I met with a small group of the
黑人生活物质活动家 Black Lives Matter activists.
如果她说黑人的生活很重要 If she's saying black lives matter,
为什么我对她无所谓？ why I don't matter to her?
你说什么都可能发生 Do you ever say anything what's happening
她在城市 to her in the cities.
她谈论这件事已经好几年了 She's been talking about it for years.
像往常一样 她谈论它 什么也没有发生 As usual, she talks about it, nothing happens.
圣贝纳迪诺枪手 她是用未婚妻签证来的 The San Bernardino shooter, she was here on a fiancee visa.
不错吧？ Isn't that nice?
哦 未婚妻 很棒的未婚妻 Oh, fiancee, wonderful fiancee.
当人们在加州射杀他们的朋友时 When people are shooting their friends in California,
当他们射杀他们的朋友时 when they're shooting their friends.
再见 Bye.
再见 Goodbye.
如果那些很棒的人有枪 If some of those wonderful people had guns
绑在这里 和这个婊子的儿子 strapped right here, and this son of a bitch
出来开始拍摄 comes out and starts shooting,
繁荣 繁荣 你知道吗？ boom, boom, you know what?
那将会是一个美丽的景色 伙计们 That would've been a beautiful, beautiful sight, folks.
我们的国家在政治上是正确的 Our country's so politically correct
我们要下地狱了 that we're going to hell.
唐纳德·特朗普呼吁 Donald J. Trump is calling for a total
和完全关闭穆斯林 and complete shutdown of Muslims
进入美国 entering the United States
直到我们国家的代表 until our country's representatives
能搞清楚到底是怎么回事 can figure out what the hell is going on.
我们现在有来自推定的建议 We now have proposals from the presumptive
共和党总统候选人 republican nominee for president of the United States
禁止所有穆斯林移民到美国 to bar all Muslims from emigrating to America.
我今天看了奥巴马总统 I watched President Obama today.
他对我更生气 And he was more angry at me
比他在射手 than he was at the shooter.
你告诉CNN 引用 伊斯兰恨我们 You told CNN, quote, Islam hates us.
你是说所有16亿穆斯林吗？ Did you mean all 1.6 billion Muslims?
我是说很多 我是说很多 I mean a lot of 'em, I mean a lot of 'em.
我很乐意把我的副本借给你 I will gladly lend you my copy.
如果你看看他的妻子 她站在那里 If you look at his wife, she was standing there,
她没什么可说的 she had nothing to say.
她可能不允许她有 She probably maybe she wasn't allowed to have
什么说 你告诉我 anything to say, you tell me.
但是很多人已经写过 But plenty of people have written that.
负责的人的父亲是什么？ What's the father of the man responsible
在希拉里·克林顿的集会上做奥兰多大屠杀？ for the Orlando massacre doing at a Hillary Clinton rally?
他坐着 49人被杀了 Him sitting, 49 people killed.
我们是统一的 We are unified.
如果你和我在一起 我们出去吧 If you're with me, please, let's go out.
当然 他喜欢希拉里 OF course he likes Hillary.
因为希拉里甚至不会说这些话 Because Hillary won't even say the words
激进的伊斯兰恐怖主义 radical Islamic terrorism.
希拉里·克林顿 通过她的无能 创建了ISIS Hillary Clinton, through her incompetence, created ISIS.
现在她想摆脱它 And now she wants to get rid of it.
她站在那里 是的 我们将打击ISIS She stands, yes we will fight ISIS.
她就是那个创造它的人 She's the one that created it.
她愚蠢的政策 Her stupid, stupid policy.
至少我有一个打击ISIS的计划 Well at least I have a plan to fight ISIS.
不 不 你告诉敌人 No no, you're telling the enemy
你要做的一切 everything you wanna do.
难怪你一直在与ISIS作战 No wonder you've been fighting ISIS
你的整个成年生活 your entire adult life.
你昨晚看到希拉里说 You saw Hillary say last night,
你比将军们知道的还多 you don't know more than the generals.
好吧 我告诉你 将军们不是 Well, I'll tell you, the generals aren't
现在做得很好 doing so well right now.
我会把他们炸掉 I would bomb the shit out of 'em.
我要炸掉他们 这是真的 I'm gonna bomb the shit out of 'em, it's true.
我不在乎 I don't care.
你得把他们打倒 You gotta knock 'em out.
把他们挖出来 Knock 'em the hell out.
ISIS现在正在伊拉克建造一家旅馆 And ISIS now is building a hotel in Iraq.
他们在和我竞争 They're competing with me.
你能相信吗？ Can you believe it?
我们刚花了一百万美元建了一个足球场 We just spent a million dollars building a soccer field
对于我们的囚犯 碰巧在关塔那摩 for our prisoners that happen to be in Guantanamo.
你需要一百万美元做什么？ What do you need a million dollars for?
水平出表面 让他们玩 Level out of the surface, let 'em play.
她是最差的国务卿 She was the worst secretary of state
在我们国家的历史 in the history of our nation.
她为什么是个好总统？ Why would she be a good president?
我认为她是个糟糕的总统 I think she'd be a terrible president.
希拉里有经验 但这是不好的经验 Hillary has experience, but it's bad experience.
她一直聪明得出人 被打败 She has been outsmarted and outplayed
比我见过的任何人更糟 worse than anybody I've ever seen in
任何政府 any government whatsoever.
我认为他已经表明他很危险 I think he has shown that he is dangerous.
她说我很危险 She talks about me being dangerous.
她杀了成千上万的人 She's killed hundreds of thousands of people
与她的愚蠢 with her stupidity.
30年来你一直在做 30 years you've been doing it,
现在你才刚刚开始考虑解决方案 and now you're just starting to think of solutions.
如果你是一个有效的参议员 If you were an effective senator,
你本可以这么做的 you could've done it.
但你不是有效的参议员 But you were not an effective senator.
请允许她回复 Please allow her to respond.
除了说话 她什么都不做 She doesn't do anything about anything other than talk.
和她在一起 都是空谈 没有行动 With her, it's all talk and no action.
为什么希拉里要摆脱她的中间名？ Why did Hillary get rid of her middle name?
希拉里烂克林顿 对吧？ Hillary rotten Clinton, right?
也许这就是为什么 它太接近 Maybe that's why, it's too close.
你来自中国 You come in from China.
你看这些令人难以置信的机场 You see these incredible airports.
我们没有钱 因为它 We don't have the money, because it's been
浪费了你这么多的想法 squandered on so many of your ideas.
我想看到一个女人成为总统 I wanna see a woman become president,
但不可能是她 她是个灾难 but it cant' be her, she's a disaster.
希拉里太腐败了 Hillary is so corrupt,
她被水门事件委员会踢掉了 she got kicked off the Watergate commission.
工资贡献将和唐纳德的一样上升 Payroll contribution will go up as will Donald's,
假设他不知道如何摆脱它 assuming he can't figure out how to get out of it.
但是 我们想要做的是补充 But what we wanna do is to replenish the
社会保障信托基金 这么讨厌的女人 social security trust fund. Such a nasty woman.
他说的最糟糕的事情之一 One of the worst things he said
是关于一个女人在选美比赛 was about a woman in a beauty contest.
他称这个女人小姐小猪 He called this woman miss piggy.
她从大约118磅增加到170磅 She went up from about 118 to about 170 pounds.
太不可思议了 It was incredible.
你敢打赌她今年11月会投票 And you can bet she's going to vote this November.
很好 很好 Okay good.
有一次 她实际上是一个吃机器 At one point, she was actually an eating machine.
有人说 天哪 这不是 And somebody said, gee, that's not
说的很好 但这是真的 a very nice thing to say, but it's true.
他宁愿有一个傀儡作为总统 He'd rather have a puppet as president of
美国 没有木偶 没有木偶 the United States. No puppet, no puppet.
-这很清楚 -你是傀儡 - And it's pretty clear. - You're the puppet.
很显然你不会承认的 It's pretty clear you won't admit.
不 你是傀儡 No you're the puppet.
我在看电视 我看见她像狗一样吠叫 I'm watching television, and I see her barking like a dog.
约翰·波德斯塔说你有可怕的直觉 John Podesta said you have terrible instincts.
伯尼·桑德斯说你的判断力不好 Bernie Sanders said you have bad judgment.
我同意两者 I agree with both.
我的判断比她强多了 I have much better judgment than she does.
这是毫无疑问的 There's no question about that.
我还有比她更好的气质 I also have a much better temperament than she has.
这是非常好的 有人 It's just awfully good that someone
与唐纳德·特朗普的气质 with the temperament of Donald Trump
在我国不负责法律 is not in charge of the law in our country.
因为你在监狱里 Because you'd be in jail.
你所要做的就是看看维基解密 All you have to do is take a look at WikiLeaks.
因为伯尼·桑德斯 超级代表之间 Because Bernie Sanders, between super delegates
黛博拉·瓦瑟曼·舒尔茨 他从来没有机会 and Deborah Wasserman Schultz, he never had a chance.
看到他和魔鬼签约 我很惊讶 And I was so surprised to see him sign on with the devil.
我们必须选举希拉里·克林顿和蒂姆·凯恩 We have got to elect Hillary Clinton and Tim Caine.
你知道 伯尼·桑德斯会是个传奇人物 You know, Bernie Sanders would've been a legend.
他会成为历史上一个传奇人物 He would've gone down as a legendary figure in history
如果他不和魔鬼做交易 if he didn't make the deal with the devil.
但他和她做了个交易 But he made a deal with her,
现在他只是另外一个人 and now he's just another guy.
我的伯尼 我可怜的伯尼 My Bernie, my poor Bernie.
哦 伯尼 我为伯尼感到难过 Oh, Bernie, I feel so badly for Bernie.
伯尼·桑德斯用一个老词 Bernie Sanders has, to use an old word
我有时用 他失去了他的能量 that I use on occasion, he's lost his energy.
他想回家睡觉 He wants to go home and go to sleep.
但是你知道吗？ But you know what?
很多伯尼·桑德斯的支持者 A lot of Bernie Sanders supporters
会投票给特朗普 are gonna be voting for Trump.
我和那个女人没有性关系 I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
他没有和那个女人发生性关系 He did not have sex with that woman.
哦 我很高兴他们留着这件衣服 Oh, I'm so glad they kept the dress.
希拉里·克林顿唯一的忠诚是对她 Hillary Clinton's only loyalty is to her
财政贡献者和她自己 financial contributors and to herself.
我甚至不认为她对比尔忠心耿耿 I don't even think she's loyal to Bill,
如果你想知道真相 if you wanna know the truth.
乌玛正在获取机密 Uma is getting classified secrets.
她嫁给了安东尼·维纳 他是一个渗透者 She's married to Anthony Wiener, who's a perv.
你知道小宾冰 You know the little bing bing bing.
我非常爱你 I love you very much.
你记得三周前吗？ You remember three weeks ago?
唐纳德·特朗普是性别歧视的 Donald Trump is sexist.
我把她丈夫带进了方程式 对吗？ I brought her husband into the equation, right?
白水 弹指 谎言 Whitewater, impeachment, lies.
他没有和那个女人做爱 He didn't have sex with that woman.
两个月后 他走了 哦 好吧 Two months later, he's going, oh, well.
事实上 我确实和莱温斯基小姐有关系 Indeed I did have a relationship with miss Lewinsky
这是不合适的 that was not appropriate.
比尔·克林顿虐待妇女 Bill Clinton was abusive to women.
希拉里·克林顿攻击了那些女人 Hillary Clinton attacked those same women,
并恶毒地攻击他们 and attacked them viciously.
他们四个人今晚在这里 Four of them are here tonight.
这四个非常勇敢的女人要求来这里 These four very courageous women have asked to be here.
好 Okay.
嗨 我是胡安妮塔·布罗德里克 Hi, I'm Juanita Broderick.
我在这里支持唐纳德·特朗普 And I'm here to support Donald Trump.
事实胜于雄辩 Actions speak louder than words.
特朗普先生可能说过一些坏话 Mr. Trump may have said some bad words,
但比尔·克林顿强奸了我 but Bill Clinton raped me,
希拉里·克林顿威胁我 and Hillary Clinton threatened me.
我不认为有什么可比性 I don't think there's any comparison.
希拉里是个推动者 Hillary was an enabler,
她对这些妇女进行了可怕的治疗 and she treated these women horribly.
我认为这是可耻的 我认为她应该是 I think it's disgraceful and I think she should be
为自己感到羞愧 ashamed of herself.
她要拍关于小唐纳德·特朗普的广告？ And she's gonna take ads about little Donald Trump?
1980年我和唐纳德·特朗普在一起 I was with Donald Trump in 1980.
我和他坐在飞机上 I was sitting with him on an airplane.
是的 Yeah.
无论他在哪里能找到着陆点 是的 Wherever he could find a landing spot, yes.
相信我 她不会是我的第一选择 Believe me, she would not be my first choice,
我可以告诉你 that I can tell you.
奥巴马总统将下台 也许 President Obama will go down as perhaps
美国历史上最差的总统 the worst president in the history of the United States.
至少我会辞去总统一样 At least I will go down as a president.
我认为你们不太喜欢我们的总统 I don't think you people like our president too much.
我仍然相信特朗普先生不会当总统 I continue to believe Mr. Trump will not be president.
原因是我有很多信心 And the reason is because I have a lot of faith
在美国人民 in the American people.
我认为他是最差的总统 I think he's the worst president
也许在我们国家的历史中 maybe in the history of our country.
我觉得他是个灾难 I think he's been a disaster.
他很虚弱 没有效果 He's been weak, he's been ineffective.
你看这个所谓的复苏 You look at this so-called recovery,
它创下了历史新低 it's setting record lows.
拥有共和党提名人是不合适的 Having the republican nominee is unfit.
担任总统 To serve as president.
我们的边界就像瑞士奶酪 Our borders are like Swiss cheese.
这个人干得这么差 This man has done such a bad job.
到目前为止 他一直让我们退缩 He has set us back so far.
我建议特朗普先生不要发牢骚 I'd advise Mr. Trump to stop whining.
保费正在屋顶上 The premiums are going through the roof,
坦率地说 免赔额 the deductibles, frankly,
你必须被小松拖拉机击中 you have to get hit with a Komatsu tractor
为了使用它们 他们是如此之高 in order to use 'em, they're so high.
突然间 他表现得好像是个民粹主义者 Suddenly he's acting like he's a populist out there.
伙计 我要为劳动人民而战 Man, I'm gonna fight for working people.
来吧 伙计 Come on, man.
50亿 我们花了一个网站 Five billion, we spent on a website.
我雇人 他们做网站 I hire people, they do a website.
花了我三美元 It cost me three dollars.
来吧 Here we go.
这是福克斯新闻的选举警报 This is a Fox News election alert.
宾夕法尼亚唐纳德·特朗普 Pennsylvania goes to Donald Trump.
唐纳德·特朗普是美国总统 Donald Trump is the president of the United States.
一年前 一开始不太可能 One year ago, what started off as unlikely,
不可能 现在是现实 impossible, is now reality.
假媒体试图阻止我们 The fake media tried to stop us
从去白宫 from going to the White House.
但我是总统 他们不是 But I'm president, and they're not.
当一个主要锚点呢？ How about when a major anchor,
谁主持了一场辩论 开始哭泣 who hosted a debate, started crying
当她意识到我们赢了？ when she realized that we won?
唐纳德·特朗普是民主选举产生的 Donald Trump is democratically elected.
如果你有一个儿子在海军陆战队 If you have a son in the Marine Corps.
军队中的人民在保卫 The people in the military defend.
眼泪 Tears.
不 告诉我这不是真的 No, tell me this isn't true.
如果你看它 即使你看 If you look at it, even if you look
在我们六个放弃状态在董事会现在 at our six toss up states on the board right now,
即使唐纳德·特朗普赢得了他们 他仍然很矮 even if Donald Trump won them all, he'd still be short.
你看着约翰·金 手在颤抖 颤抖着 You watch John King, the hand is shaking, quivering.
唐纳德·特朗普赢得了威斯康星州 Donald Trump has won Wisconsin.
唐纳德·特朗普赢得了密歇根州 Donald Trump has won Michigan.
哦 你可以看到 他正准备吐到所有 Oh, you could see, he's getting ready to throw up all over.
然后他们看着地图 他们说 And then they're looking at the map, they're saying,
哦 哇 希拉里·克林顿没办法 oh wow, there's no way for Hillary Clinton
成为总统 唐纳德·特朗普是总统 to become president, Donald Trump is president of
美国 所有 the United States, all.
保护 保护和保卫 Preserve, protect, and defend.
美国宪法 The constitution of the United States.
帮帮我 上帝 So help me God.
恭喜你 总统先生 Congratulations, Mr. President.
走吧 继续 Go ahead, go ahead.
当选总统 因为你是 President elect, since you are
攻击我们的新闻机构 attacking our news organization.
不是你 不是你 Not you, not you.
你能给我们一个机会吗？ Can you give us a chance?
您的组织很糟糕 Your organization is terrible.
你在攻击我们的新闻机构 You are attacking our news organization.
您的组织很糟糕 Your organization is terrible.
你能给我们一个机会吗？ Can you give us a chance
问个问题 先生？ to ask a question, sir?
继续 先生 Go ahead. Sir.
安静 Quiet.
我讨厌这些人 但我不会杀他们 I hate some of these people, but I'd never kill 'em.
我永远不会杀他们 我永远不会杀他们 I would never kill them, I would never kill them.
我绝不会那样做的 I would never do that.
去吧 她在问一个问题 Go ahead, she's asking a question.
你能说 断然 Can you say, categorically.
别粗鲁 总统先生 Don't be rude. Mr. President
你能给我们一个问题吗？ elect, can you give us a question?
别粗鲁 Don't be rude.
有这么撒谎 恶心的人 这是真的 There's such lying, disgusting people, it's true.
是真的 It's true.
你能给我们一个问题吗？ Can you give us a question?
别粗鲁 Don't be rude.
你能给我们一个问题吗？ Can you give us a question?
不 我不会给你问题 No, I'm not gonna give you a question.
我不会给你问题 I'm not gonna give you a question.
你能说三下吗？ Can you state categorically?
不 我不会的 No, I wouldn't.
我绝不会杀他们 I would never kill 'em.
仅仅因为假新闻的攻击 Just because the attack of fake news,
我只是想问你 先生 and I just wanna ask you, sir.
不过 我正在用假新闻来改变它 I'm changing it from fake news, though.
我知道这不会破坏吗？ Doesn't that undermine, I know.
这是CNN This is CNN.
非常假新闻 Very fake news.
先生 你和其他人都说这不是禁令 Sir, you and everybody else say it's not a ban.
总统刚刚证明了真相 The president just proved what the truth is.
这一切都是旋转的 All this has been spin,
和分心 为什么？ and a distraction, why?
克里斯 这是你的旋转失败的地方 Chris, this is where your spin fails.
这就是假新闻宣传崩溃的地方 This is where the fake news propaganda collapses.
等一下 我们得写 Hold on, do we have to write
尊严的规则 体面的？ the rules of dignity, of decency?
我们必须重写礼仪规则吗？ Do we have to rewrite the rules of decency?
斯科特？ Scott?
我认为总统的推特在这里 Do I think a presidential tweet here
会是个不错的姿态吗？ would be a nice gesture?
当然 100% 我这样做 Absolutely, 100%, I do.
如果你不能控制你的推特习惯 If you can't control your tweeting habits,
你这个疯狂的70岁男人宝贝 your crazy, lunatic 70 year old man baby.
然后停止推特 Then stop tweeting.
去寻求治疗 Go seek therapy.
去编织 找一个爱好 Go knit, find a hobby.
昨晚晚些时候 总统在推特上说 Late last night, the president tweeted,
尽管不断的负面新闻科夫费 despite the constant negative press Covfefe.
我不相信我们是一个国家 I don't believe we as a nation
已经就确切的 have reached consensus on the exact
Covfefe的发音 pronunciation of Covfefe.
-不 你完全正确 -我不知道 不 不 - No, you're absolutely right. - I don't know, no no.
我不知道你是否真的是那个意思 I don't know if you really mean that.
但这正是他道歉的原因 But that is exactly why he apologized.
让我们来谈谈利比亚 俄罗斯的重置 Let's talk about Libya, the Russian reset.
让我们来谈谈她用11年的人道主义危机 Let's talk about her using 11 years of humanitarian crisis.
不 不不 我不能卡特里娜 我不能 No no no no, I can't Katrina, I can't.
因为唐纳德·特朗普不是在谈论听证会 'Cause Donald Trump isn't talking about the hearing.
我现在想和达娜·巴什谈谈 I wanna talk to Dana Bash now.
达娜 你能听到我说话吗？ Dana, can you hear me?
我能听到你说话 I can hear you.
非常令人不安 It's very disturbing
这位总统对新闻自由的看法 the way this president views a free press,
调用假新闻 它行使 calling fake news, and it's exercised
根据宪法的第一修正案 under the first amendment to the constitution.
CNN找到了制作摔跤视频的雷迪特用户 CNN found the Reddit user who created the wrestling video
在那里他打CNN where he punches CNN.
他沉迷于仇恨 He had become addicted to the hate.
沉迷于轧花 Addicted to the ginning up.
然后 他决定道歉 因为我 He then decided to apologize because of me.
我了解你 但很多人不道歉 I get you, but a lot of people don't apologize.
有诽谤 建议 That there is libel, to suggest that
一个女人谋杀了一位大使 a woman murdered an ambassador.
看在上帝的份上 For God's sake.
请给我们休息一下 Please, give us a break.
与前联邦调查局局长詹姆斯·科米关系密切的消息来源 A source close to former FBI director James Comey
告诉我有两个原因 tells me that there are two reasons
为什么特朗普总统解雇了科米 why president Trump fired Comey.
一个 One.
这是废话艺术家的动机 This is the motive of bullshit artists.
他回来时有些虚张声势 He comes back with a certain bravado
并试图用推文或声明来解释它 and tries to explain it away with a tweet or a statement.
看着有点有趣 It's sort of amusing to watch
他这次怎么搞掉？ how is he gonna pull it off this time.
我认为家里的普通人 I think that the average person at home
可能不明白 probably doesn't understand.
如果你喜欢唐纳德·特朗普 If you like Donald Trump,
你的标准很低 你今天很开心 and you have very low standards, you're happy today.
因为事实证明 没有 Because it turned out that there wasn't
一个巨大的炸弹 a huge bombshell.
所以你认为这是故意的 So you think it was deliberate
他推特这个非常非常 that he tweeted this very very.
嗯 不 我想他真的没有冲动控制 Well, no, I think he really has no impulse control.
他对某人生气 就把它烧了 He gets mad at somebody and he just fires it off.
你知道 这个星期 他要追赶CNN You know, this week, he's coming after CNN.
下周 它可能是你的新闻机构 Next week, it could be your news organization.
可能是福克斯 可能是MSNBC It could be Fox, it could be MSNBC,
可能是美国广播公司 可能是NBC it could be ABC, it could be NBC.
我们要做新闻 We're gonna do the news.
是的 这就是我们要做的 Right, that's what we're gonna do.
我们要做新闻 We're gonna do the news.
其余的将照顾自己 The rest will take care of itself.
我们为收视率牺牲了新闻业 We sacrificed journalism for ratings.
CNN根本不是新闻记者 CNN is not journalism at all.
我们是精英和傲慢 We are elitist and arrogant.
并且已经和我们所覆盖的真实人脱节了 And have grown out of touch with the real people we cover.
在CNN 新闻本身 最好 它是宣传 At CNN, journalism itself, at its best, it is propaganda.
这是CNN This is CNN.
非常假新闻 Very fake news.
我们要以威胁取胜 We're gonna win with threat,
我们会以健康取胜 we're gonna win with health,
我们要赢得这么多的水平 we're gonna win at so many levels.
我们获胜后会赢 We're gonna have win after win after win.
你会厌倦胜利的 You're gonna get so tired of winning.
你会说 请 And you'll say, please, please,
胜利太大了 it's too much winning.
我们再也受不了了 We can't take it anymore.
总统先生 太过分了 Mr. President, it's too much.
我们不能取得这样的胜利 We can't take this much victory.
请停止 Please stop.
我会说 不 不是 And I'll say, no it isn't.
我们必须继续赢 We have to keep winning.
我们必须赢得更多 We have to win more.
我们会继续赢100% We're gonna keep winning 100%.
美国第一 America first.
我们要让我们的国家再次变得伟大 We're gonna make our country great again.
我们会赢 我们会赢 We're gonna win, we're gonna win,
我们会赢的 and we're going to win.
你会很幸福的 You will be so happy.
我爱你 非常感谢大家 And I love you, thank you very much, everybody.
我爱你 谢谢 I love you, thank you.
我们会赢的 We are going to win.
我想我有这么巨大的支持 I think the reason I have this tremendous support,
因为 你知道吗 is because, you know what,
很多是常识 好吗？ a lot of it's common sense, okay?
很多是常识 A lot of it's common sense.
它甚至不是 它甚至不像 It's not even, it's not even like,
你知道 你可以说他是一个伟大的商人 you know, you could say he's a great businessman.
很多是常识 A lot of it's common sense.
这个房间里99%的人 99% of the people in this room
会做一样好 would do just as well.
我是说 这就像简单的东西 I mean, it's like simple stuff.